Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house.
After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"
Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."
Joe Biden recently said his kid's won't have offices in the white house. Mainly because he also won't have an office in the white house.
Why does joe Biden use a Mac? Because apparently he doesn’t want you to have windows.
What is Joe Biden's favorite game? Space Invader
Joe Biden formally announcing his run for president
Bernie Sanders: I am running
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Andrew Yang: I am running
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Kamala Harris: I am running
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Elizabeth Warren: I am running
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Joe Biden: Me too
It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task
If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what will his mother be called?
Joe mama.
Credit to u/Grignard_RMgX
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
Why is Joe Biden not behind Greta Thunberg?
Because her security detail is doing their job right.
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(shamelessly stolen from some subreddit I forget while I was high)
What's the difference between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?
When Joe Biden speaks, you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Donald Trump speaks, you wonder if you've had a stroke.
When Joe Biden becomes president The white house will be forbiden.
My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden. No way would she have done that if she were still alive.
Why did Joe Biden peek behind the curtain? Because social norms were changing.
Why'd it take Joe Biden so long to announce that he was running for US President in 2020? He was Biden his time.
Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a plane crash. Who survives? The world.
I think it was totally disrespectful for Joe Biden to call the President of the United States a clown. As a clown, I'm extremely offended
Do you know the one trait that Joe Biden and Jeffrey Epstein have in common? Neither can complete a sentence.
What did Joe Biden say to the cappuccino? You aint black
Let's hope Joe Biden remembers to bring his fly swatter with him to tonight's debate. There's bound to be something on that stage bugging him.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over Im just aBiden the law officer.
Can Joe Biden flip Florida? Geologists say no.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
Joe Biden will never be my president partially because I'm not American, but he will be the president of the united states.
joe biden moving into the white house and looking for the half a sandwich he left in the break room four years ago
Joe Biden is not my president!! At least not till January which won’t come soon enough.
Donald Trump finally called Joe Biden He asked for a pardon.
Joe Biden is not my preident!!! Because I am from India
Why didn't Joe Biden become president when he was younger? He was Biden his time.
Letting tonight's debate moderator mute Donald Trump's microphone when he speaks out of turn is probably a bad idea. He's just going to shout even louder to be heard over Joe Biden, who will have to once again tell Trump to shut up.
With these allegations against Joe Biden he may not announce his Presidential run or maybe he is just Biden his time
Another woman came forward today about Joe Biden... She was touched by his speech.
Why did Joe Biden wait to long to surge in the polls and win primaries? He was just Biden' his time.
Joe Biden mixed up Donald Trump with George Bush Later, Joe apologised for his error and confirmed that he is fighting fit, raring to go and he can't wait to beat Ronald Reagan in the coming election.
Why was BLM celebrating Joe Bidens win? Because now they get a 4 year vacation
A constituant presses Joe Biden about his campaign policies..
Biden: "Go vote for someone else."
Constituant: "Ok, Byeden."