Jurassic Park Jokes

So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric

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I was watching Jurassic Park yesterday when I thought..... "not only does my son have a stupid name, he's also a terrible driver".

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Who would blow up Jurassic Park? Really? A dino might.

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Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park Everyone is just there to watch me eat.

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Funny Jurassic Park Jokes
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I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park... ...But sequels, uh, find a way.

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What do you call an ancient Korean man? Jurassic Park

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What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park

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This culture of inclusiveness is getting out of hand I mean, even Jurassic Park engineered a Trannysaurus Rex

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Yo mama's so fat... her wedding music was the jurassic park theme

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What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Credit: Jurassic Park

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What do you call a female Dinosaur with herpes? A Gina-sore.
I am drunk and watching Jurassic Park. Forgive me if this had been thought of before, I assume it had but it made us laugh a lot. Have a great night!

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What do they serve for breakfast at Jurassic Park? Hammond eggs.

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Who would blow up jurassic park? The dino might.

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What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park? Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense.
Didn't you watch the movie?

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What would "Jurassic Park" be called if it was filmed during WW2? Jewrassic Park.

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What's the most popular sandwich at cafes in Jurassic Park? Dr. Hammond cheese

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Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park

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What do you call a panda preserve? A soon-to-be Jurassic Park.

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Marriage is like walk in park.... and the name of this park is "Jurassic Park"

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Raising the kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.

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What do you do if your pet dinosaur gets cold? Give him a Jurassic parka.

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What kind of coat does a dinosaur wear? A Jurassic Parka

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What do you call a bind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus?



credit : Jurassic Park

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