So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric
I was watching Jurassic Park yesterday when I thought..... "not only does my son have a stupid name, he's also a terrible driver".
Who would blow up Jurassic Park? Really? A dino might.
Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park Everyone is just there to watch me eat.
I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park... ...But sequels, uh, find a way.
What do you call an ancient Korean man? Jurassic Park
What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park
This culture of inclusiveness is getting out of hand I mean, even Jurassic Park engineered a Trannysaurus Rex
Yo mama's so fat... her wedding music was the jurassic park theme
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus.
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What do you call a female Dinosaur with herpes?
A Gina-sore.
I am drunk and watching Jurassic Park. Forgive me if this had been thought of before, I assume it had but it made us laugh a lot. Have a great night!
What do they serve for breakfast at Jurassic Park? Hammond eggs.
Who would blow up jurassic park? The dino might.
What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park?
Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense.
Didn't you watch the movie?
What would "Jurassic Park" be called if it was filmed during WW2? Jewrassic Park.
What's the most popular sandwich at cafes in Jurassic Park? Dr. Hammond cheese
Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park
What do you call a panda preserve? A soon-to-be Jurassic Park.
Marriage is like walk in park.... and the name of this park is "Jurassic Park"
Raising the kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.
What do you do if your pet dinosaur gets cold? Give him a Jurassic parka.
What kind of coat does a dinosaur wear? A Jurassic Parka
What do you call a bind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus?
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