My friend, Karen, and I visited a place you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas and Missouri. Karen opened up that she was actually in a fourth state: crippling depression. I said, "I'm so sorry" "...but you can't count Missouri twice."
Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows
What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common? Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
I started taking fish out of Kansas City and bringing them into Kansas. The local vegans and fishermen got mad at me. I said, “What, I’m just putting them out of their Missouri”
Rihanna is now a fan of the Kansas City Royals. They don't beat anyone.
What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son.
Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss? They missed the rains down in Africa
Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.
'Twister kills fifteen in Kansas' Anybody else think the Americans may be playing it wrong.
How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house? Paint a goal line on your driveway.
What's a Pirates favorite state?
Arrrrr kansas.
Thanks to my son for this.
Why don't any pirates live in Kansas? Because they all live in *Ar*kansas.
Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport? They tried to carry-on my wayward son.
What's the inverse of Kansas? Arkansas
Why can't you find pirates in Kansas? They all live in Arkansas
What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists? Baryon my wayward son!
Dorothy: Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore Toto: I know, I miss the rains down in africa
What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced "Wichitay" or "Wichitah?" It's pronounced "Topeka."
What does Kansas and jews have in common Dust in the wind
What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates? Arkansas
Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm.
Did you ever notice... That Kansas is a progressive rock band but a conservative state?
What do you call Kansas with a gun? Arkansas
What did Kansas say they’re lesser known sister band? O-hi-o! I must have missed you there!
How did Arkansas get its name? When they rounded up all the stupid people of Kansas and kicked them out....they settled a little southeast of there and said" this is Ar Kansas
In Kansas, Its illegal to hunt whales. It's amazing they passed a law to protect your mom.
I used to live in the middle of Kansas, but I remember very little. It was all a Hays.
Why did Missouri decided to also name their side of the river "Kansas City"? Because Missouri loves company.
I took pi to Idaho, Kansas and Utah .... My math teacher always told me to take it to three dismal places
An old woman walks cross country accross Kansas r/runnininafieldofwheat.