How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If was created anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.
You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler) A democratic senator from Kentucky.
How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
TIL the tooth brush was invented in Kentucky... Anywhere else and it would be called a teeth brush.
what do you call a Kentucky farm girl who can run faster than her dad? A Virgin
What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer.
What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin.
How are people from Kentucky like flour? They're inbred.
I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork...
...it spoons.
She did not find it humorous
What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky? A full set of teeth.
Prof to the student: Did you study geography?
Student: Yes sir.
Prof: so, tell me, where is Kentucky?
Student: At page 35 prof.
Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced "Louis-ville" or "Louie-Ville?" Its pronounced "Frank-fort."
If you marry a woman in Tennessee, but divorce her in Kentucky... ... is she still your sister?
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky... Otherwise they would've called it a teethbrush!
Kentucky Derby Watching the Kentucky Derby for the first time, I was surprised it was only a single race rather than a full event, but then again, they only want one race in Kentucky.
When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky.
They're always 20 years behind everything.
Mark Twain
Whats long, black and hard to cut into?
The line at ~~Kentucky Fried Chicken.~~ Popeyes
Edit Thanks /u/SatanicOnion
How is a woman like Kentucky Fried Chicken? When you are finished with the breast and the thigh, you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.
If you see a Kentucky man driving down the road... How can you tell if he's married? If he's married there'll be tobacco juice down both sides of the car.
What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky that can run faster than all 6 of her brothers? A virgin.
An old one but a good one
What does a hurricane in Florida, a tornado in Arkansas, and a divorce in Kentucky have in common?
Someone is fixin’ to lose a trailer
Why do bulemics like Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because it comes with a bucket.
Did you hear they banned round hay bales in Kentucky?
Cows couldn't get a square meal.
(h/t my grandma who tells this joke like it is her job)
AMA Request: Kim Davis.
I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so:
If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!
Why don’t they need dress codes in Kentucky? They already have the same genes.
So I saw Amy Schumer perform live... The Kentucky Derby really is magical!
How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Louie-ville or Louis-ville? It's Frankfort.
Not many people know it, but the toothbrush was invented in my home state of Kentucky You can tell because had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Kentucky Fried Chicken just donated a large sum of money to a hospital I heard they are calling it the Chicken Wing
Tickets to the Kentucky derby are 1100$ If I wanted to spend 1100$ for two minutes of action, I'd hire a prostitute.
Are you guys watching the Kentucky Derby? Yay or neigh?
If two people from Kentucky get divorced.. Do they still remain brother and sister?
How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? Because we don't call it a teethbrush
What's the same thing as a brothel in Kentucky. A family reunion.
How do you know a blind man that goes to the Kentucky derby isn't racist? He doesn't see race
How are Trump and the state of Kentucky alike? They both take great pride in their Mammoth caves.