What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common?
They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
Edit: Omg guys! I didn't expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!
Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC? Cause it comes with a bucket.
What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC? A job application.
What's long, black, and dangerous to cut? The line at KFC.
What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job.
What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line.
KFC is a shelter for battered chickens
What’s black and long?
The queue in KFC.
(Sorry please don’t hurt me)
Why did the Chicken go to KFC? To see a chicken strip.
Why did the rooster go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken strip
Why do bulimic girls love KFC? Cause it comes with the bucket
Nerdy Yo Momma Jokes
Post your best nerdy yo momma joke.
I'll start: Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a KFC that was out of chicken.
What's long, black, and will kill you if you cut it? The line at KFC.
Why does KFC not have any toilet paper in their rest rooms? Everything is finger licking good.
Why did the pastor go to KFC? To grab some breast.
What Do Women And KFC Boxes Have in Common? Once you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put the bone in.
What is big black and long. The lines at KFC
What do women and KFC have in common? Once your done with the legs and thighs you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.
I was surprised when a friend said he'll work at KFC right after graduation..
Out of curiosity, I asked him why.
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All he said was, "It's in my bucket list."
What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
why does KFC not have any toilet paper? cause it’s finger lickin good
How did the headless chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket.
A reporter in Houston asked a woman how many churches were open during the flood She said; "I don't know I eat at KFC"
What's the similarity between women and KFC Once you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you're left with a greasy box to pop your bone in.
Why is a woman like a KFC? Because once you get past the juicy breast and tender thigh, all you have left is a greasy bucket to put your bone in...
I was at KFC placing my order.... and I ask the girl at the register, "do you have chicken legs?" she says, "yes." so I says to her, "is that why you're wearing pants?"
Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC? Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99
Over half of UK KFC stores have closed down after switching chicken suppliers. It was an original recipe for disaster.
What's black, long and something you should never cut into? The KFC line.
Why did the rooster go to the KFC? To see a chicken strip.
KFC joke.
Why don’t they have toilet paper at KFC?
Because it’s finger liking good!
Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
You know... KFC'S business has been booming ever since Abraham Lincoln became president
Last time i touched a breast.. It was from KFC.
American idol contestant Philip Phillips got hired at kfc at $20 an hour. We call him $20 Phillips. Come in today!