How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? "will i marry you?"
Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want...
But that child is going straight to the top...
And slightly to the left...
What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.
What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common? They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common? Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their newborn Psalm West. I have only one question. Is it a hymn or a her?
Why did Donald Trump invite Kim Kardashian to talk about prison reform? Because she's had more black dudes in her than a jail.
Kim Kardashian, Pitbull and Amy Schumer walk into a bar. They set it lower.
[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish.
What does a hidden compartment in a drawer have in common with Kim Kardashian? The false bottom
When Kim Kardashian dies... Will she be put in a grave or melted along with the rest of the plastic?
Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet? I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!
What does Hurricane Katrina and Kim Kardashian have in common? They have both swallowed hundreds of black kids :)
So far, more Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from Ebola. And the Ebola victims suffered less.
What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common? They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds? One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common? They both got famous for getting a black man off.
What does Hurricane Harvey and Kim Kardashian have in common? They will both blow the entire coast just to get on TV.
What do you call Kim Kardashian's cleavage? The silicon valley
How does Kanye make Kim Kardashian's eyes twinkle? He shines a flashlight in her ear.
Why isn't Kim Kardashian allowed to swim on the beach? Because there is already enough plastic in the ocean.
Kim Kardashian arrives in India for the first time, she walks out of the airport, and to her surprise, everyone on the streets stops, turns towards her, and kneels in humility and reverence Little did she know, they worship cows over there!
How is Kim Kardashian similar to dough?
Both are very kneady.
Also yeast, lots of yeast.
Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner? Because she was trans-parent.
I was going to write a joke about Kim kardashian's orifices, but they've all been done.
How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?
Over-Yeezy.
^forgive ^me
Richard Spencer is the Kim Kardashian of the alt-right... I have no idea why he's famous and I only know his name because some dude pounded him on video.
Did you hear about the party they threw when Kim Kardashian tripped and fell today? It was a Hoedown.
What’s the different between Kim Kardashian and the earth? Nothing, they’re both full of plastic.
What does a terrorist say when about to kill Kim Kardashian's Husband?
Death to the West!
(Sorry if this is a repost, if so I'll remove it)
What do you call Kim Kardashian when she is taking a bath? A Showerthot.
What happens too Kim Kardashian's body when she dies? Nothing.
What’s The different between Kim Kardashian and the earth? They’re both full of plastic.