My new girlfriend dumped me when she found out I was missing a toe Apparently she's lactose intolerant.
What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk? Please excuse my dairy air
I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant. We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.
I sure hope Pennywise isn't lactose intolerant... He seems to eat a lot of Derry
I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy. It turns out I'm galactose intolerant.
Pickup line : hello, are you lactose intolerant?
Just wanted to make sure, my pickup line is very chessy. .
I used that once...she laughed...her husband laughed i walked away...true story btw
I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.
I'm glad my wife is lactose intolerant. We don't have to pose for pictures.
What do you call a lactose intolerant Mexican bodybuilder. No whey Jose
TIFU by accidentally giving my girlfriend my sandwich that had extra cheese when she's lactose intolerant Whoops, wrong sub.
I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day... She's lactose intolerant.
None of my friends seem to care that I'm lactose intolerant But tell them I'm racist and they all flip out.
[OC] My best friend recently lost the front of his foot in a boating accident and now I hate him. I'm surprised by how lactose intolerant I am.
What’s the difference between someone who can’t eat cheese, and someone who hates amputees? Ones lactose intolerant, the other is lack-toes intolerant
My friend told me he can’t drink milk. I asked him if he is lactose intolerant. He said he is actually allergic to the milk protein. I said “No whey!”
Why did the shopkeeper throw out the toeless man? The shopkeeper was lactose intolerant.
When space travel is affordable I will leave the Milky Way galaxy and move to the Soy Milky Way. You could say that I'm galactose intolerant.
The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
what did the lactose intolerant man say after eating an ice cream cone? please excuse my dairy air
Are you lactose intolerant? If so, you won't be able to handle this cheesy joke
What did the lactose intolerant Mexican say? No whey Jose.
What do you call an alien who can't drink milk? Galactose intolerant.
I worked with a guy on a building site... I once worked with a guy on a building site who never wore steel toe caps. When I asked him why, he said he didn't them. Turns out he was lactose intolerant.
I’m not racist! I’m blactose intolerant.
Did you hear about the lactose intolerant man who ate a whole wheel of cheese? it was not gouda for him later.
Cheese has magical properties for the lactose intolerant, we turn into Oscar Pistorious... ... and run to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy
I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can’t take it, but he can dish it out.
Just a reminder to lactose intolerant people... We live in the Milky Way Galaxy.