Lazy Eye Jokes

I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. It turns out she was seeing someone else on the side.

I just broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone on the side.

So I was dating this girl with a lazy eye... It would have worked out, but then I realized she was seeing someone on the side.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side.

I once dated a girl with a lazy eye, It was going well for a few months until I realized she was seeing someone else.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her. She was seeing somebody on the side.

So I was dating a girl who had a lazy eye It would have worked out, but it turns out she was seeing someone on the side

What do you call a fat kid with 3 teeth and a lazy eye? Names.

I was dating a girl with a lazy eye. Unfortunately I had to break up with her because she was seeing someone else on the side.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I broke up with her, though. She was seeing someone on the side.

The scientific term for lazy eye is atchaphoria. One eye is looking atcha and the other is looking phoria.

Why can’t people with a lazy eye be teachers? They can’t control their pupils!

I was dating a girl with a lazy eye. Had to dump her tho. She was seeing someone on the side.

I once dated a girl with a lazy eye. We broke up because she was seeing someone else the entire time.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, I had to dump her because she kept seeing guys on the side.

I once dated a girl with a lazy eye. She was seeing someone on the side.

My gf told me I should not say anything about her friend's right lazy eye When I met her friend I complimented her on how athletic her left eye was

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye? Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye I broke up with her though, cos I'm pretty sure she was seeing someone on the side.

Credit to /u/MoreMajorSins for this awesome dad joke!

I once dated a girl with a lazy eye It always felt like she was seeing someone on the side though

I dated a girl with a lazy eye once... caught her seeing someone on the side though.

I Used To Date A Girl With A Lazy Eye... Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

My girlfriend recently developed a lazy eye. I think she started seeing people on the side.

I dumped my girlfriend who had a lazy eye I thought she was seeing someone on the side.

I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye. Turns out he was seeing chicks on the side.

I used to date someone with a lazy eye. It didn't work out, turns out she was seeing someone else on the side.

I just spoke to my lazy eye surgeon. I wish he was more energetic.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye But she was seeing someone on the side.

My ophthalmologist told me I have a lazy eye I am glad he didn’t discovered about the rest of my body.

I had a crush on a girl with a lazy eye..... We never hooked up, she was always seeing someone else.

I recently dated a girl with a lazy eye. Had to dump her after a week though, I'm pretty sure she was seeing somebody on the side.

Never go out with someone with lazy eye. They'll always be seeing someone else on the side.

I've had it with my girlfriend and her lazy eye. She keeps seeing guys on the side.

A guy with a lazy eye is sitting at a bar... drinking his sorrows away. The bartender notices the man is upset and asks, "What's wrong buddy?"

The guy says, "Well my wife left me, she thought I was seeing someone on the side."

A man is walking down a hallway when he accidentally bumps into a woman with a lazy eye... "Hey! Why don't you watch where you're going!" She exclaims. The man replies, "Why don't you go where you're watching?"

The girl with a lazy eye I met today was looking just right ...and left

I dumped a girl i was with because of her lazy eye Turns out we could never see eye to eye on anything.