Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together...
I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris.
This week Lego Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey... When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."
How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size? In square feet.
How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size? In square feet.
When I told my ex girlfriend that I wanted to break up, she tried gifting me a mini plastic figurine of myself in an attempt to salvage our relationship. I screamed, "Lego of me!"
This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of lego blocks. I'm so furious I don't know what to make of it.
I downloaded a Lego app today. It bricked my phone.
What’s the most common operation in a LEGO hospital? Plastic surgery.
Hey, are you the top of a Lego brick? Because you're a stud.
What did the little battery yell when it stepped on a lego? AAA
I got given a Lego toy car set from my Wife, she joked about the box which said 7+ Years on it when I am 34. The joke is on her though, I got it done in 2 years.
Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...? Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
My wife wanted to use toys in the bedroom All I can say is there was lego everywhere
A new Lego store opened up in my town... People were lined up for blocks.
I'm having trouble with my Bonnie Tyler LEGO sculpture Every now and then it falls apart.
Businesses are starting to open up. In fact, the LEGO store is open now, but I recommend staying away for a while. People will be lined up for blocks.
Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?
They can't lego of their childhood.
Tell some more Lego puns, here!
What do you call a disabled Lego? An O.
How do you drop a small plastic building block? Lego
I'm trying so hard to create a LEGO joke. But the pieces just won't go together.
"What did the Lego alien say?"
"I come in pieces."
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*An original joke by my 8 year old daughter.*
Lego box said 5-12 years I got it done in 2 weeks
I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as "50 blocks of pain"
What does the Lego man do for fun? He throws a block party.
My mom told me to get rid of my brick toys But I just can't lego
My mountain climbing partner's last words were wasted on giving me advice about toys I don't even have.
"DON'T LEGO."
Odd.
Why was the Lego man sick? He had a BLOCKED NOSE!
The Jackson estate recently made an announcement...
That upon his death, they'd had Michael's body melted down and cast into pieces of LEGO.
So now it's finally safe for the kids to play with Michael.
Hear the one about the lego that was biding its time? Its a thinker. Wait. Mental block.
Did you hear about the Lego alien pornstar? He came in pieces.
When toys take a day off... ...they just Lego and relax their Nerfs.