A linguistics professor is giving a lecture...
She says "Only in few languages, like Russian do two negatives make a positive, but there is not a single language known where two positives make a negative"
A witty student shouts back "yeah right! "
I've decided to put off my gender transition surgery until after I've gotten my linguistics degree I'm a trans later
How did the linguistics professor punish the late student? He gave him a harsh sentence.
My Linguistics Professor walked up to me and said…
“What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
Tri-lingual.
What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
Bi-lingual.
What do you call a person who speaks one language?
American.”
Linguistics Student: "What's a glottal fricative?" "*Heavy sigh*"
A college linguistics club was getting drunk at a bar. You know they'll be getting into semantics tonight.
I asked my friend if he preferred prescriptive or descriptive linguistics.... ...he said, "It's **pro**scriptive".
What do you call a blind old woman who teaches linguistics?
A Gramma Not-See!
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What did the Spanish linguistics project say to the other? Eyyyy essay