What's the difference between Louis CK's katana and Bill Cosby's fencing sword? One's a little rapier.
What was the hardest thing for Louis CK when he had to leave his disrespectful kids home alone? Getting someone to watch his little jerks.
Everyone's talking about how inappropriate Louis CK's behavior has been... ...personally, I think he handled himself quite well.
Why did Louis CK hire a babysitter? He needed someone to watch his little squirts.
What did Louis CK call his style of management where he interacts with each employee on an individual basis? Different Strokes for Different Folks
What do Louis Ck and Steve Martin have in common? They both want you to watch The Jerk.
Did you hear Louis CK's new movie is cancelled? You still might find him coming soon in a theater near you.
If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay?
A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis CK style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)
Louis CK isn't all bad... He helped me change a flat tire and all I had to do was watch him jack it!
Louis CK returned to the stage last night with a 15 minute set at the Comedy Store in New York. He needed the exposure.
What are Louis CK’s after parties called? Meet and beats
There's no point in charging Louis CK now He's already gotten off
Just saw louis ck leave his building in a T shirt So I shouted, “Louis, Jacket!”
Did you hear about Louis Ck? Yeah, what a jerk off.
What does Louis CK do when he gets a splinter? Pulls it out.
What did Louis CK's manager say to one of Louie's victims before showing her to Louie's room? "Get a load of this guy"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought the black guy was following him. -Louis CK
What's the difference between Louis CK and the early bird? One beats chicks to the worm, the other beats the worm to chicks.
This scandal is a bigger deal for Kevin Spacey than it is for Louis CK as Kevin finally came-out whereas Louis only just came.
If Louis CK cant go back to comedy he could always pick up fishing. Rumor has it he's a master baiter.
What's the difference between Louis CK and a pot of water on the stove? The pot won't get hot if you watch it.
It sucks that Louis CK got in trouble among these Hollywood personalities being accused. If anything, he just exasterbated the situation.
New Year and my hard of hearing aunt hired a new chef for her new chain of baker's. But Louis CK is not the master baker she thinks he is.
What do you get when you mix a hypocrite, Catholic, and comedian into a blender? Louis CK