There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of. Kind of.. Kung Fusing
Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics.. called TakeJuan'sDough.
When a martial arts practitioner gets hurt... it's called a ninjury.
Martial Arts for weak prisoners A new martial art similar to taekwondo is being developed for weak people that go to prison. It is named TyroneNo
What do challah and martial arts have in common? Judo
Did you hear about the guy who claims to be martial arts master Bruce’s son AllegedLee
What form of martial arts do hebrews practice? Jew-jitsu
What do you call martial arts for amputees? Partial arts.
Hey can you tell me what a star shaped weapon in martial arts is called? Sure I can
What do you call a pig that knows martial arts? Pork Chop
A primate that knows martial arts?!?!?!!!
What do you call a primate that knows martial arts?
Bruce Leemur!
I've been studying Israeli army martial arts. I now know 16 different ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back.
What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons? Kong-fu
What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?
A grandmartial artist.
I apologise for any lost brain cells.
What kind of martial arts do birds practice? Wing Chun
What's Israel favorite martial arts style? Jew-jitsu
I've considered opening a mixed emotion martial arts center... But I'm conflicted.
Which martial arts is the most popular in Ireland? Drunken boxing.
What form of deadly martial arts are soybeans trained in? Tofu
What do you call a mix between Japanese Martial Arts and a Bar Mitzvah? Jewjitsu
What do you call a martial arts class taught by a rabbi? Jew Jitsu
What do you call a nun trained in martial arts? A nun-ja.
What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?
Plastic Surgeon.
Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu
What type of martial arts do they practice in Israel? Jew jitsu
What is Hitler's least favourite form of martial arts? *Jewjitsu*!
I walked into an underemployed martial arts dojo today and offered my skills. In no time, I was HI-YA'd!
What type of martial arts did the Rabbi Practice? Jew-jit-su.
What do you call a stormtrooper that knows martial arts? A thai fighter!
It's not fair to put Floyd in an Octagon with Connor. Floyd couldn't study a book, nvm mixed martial arts.
What is Donald Trump's favotite martial arts form? Krav MAGA
What do you call an angry, old Latina mom/abuela who knows martial arts? Chancla Van-Damme