I like my women like I like my mathematical constants.
Round and irrational.
Happy Pi Day everyone!
All the mathematical functions went to a party...
There they saw the exponential function sitting by himself
They poked him, "c'mon man, join the party"
To which he replied, "it's not my fault, eveytime I try to integrate, I just end up with myself"
What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood? Logger-rhythms.
A mathematical limerick
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
What is ISIS's favorite mathematical operation?
Square Root.
Anything it is applied to becomes radicalized.
How do you induce a current in a wire by counting to 10? By mathematical induction.
What do you call a mathematical function with too many powers? An exponential crisis.
What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)
I met a Japanese mathematician yesterday
Japanese Mathematician: "Acknowledge my presence, zero"
Me: "Can you elaborate in mathematical terms?"
Japanese Mathematician: "Notice me sin(pi)"
I've been reading a book about the shape of the mathematical functions of sine and cosine... It has its ups and downs...
What’s the most mathematical aspect of summer? The tan lines
I've solved every single mathematical problem! I have nothing more to add
Best Secretary
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I gave you $1,500 minus 3%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
I watched a documentary on mathematical functions last night, but was really disappointed. The plot line was predictable. The special f(x) was awful too.
What is a stoner's favorite mathematical term/status? Hypotenuse.
Who is the rudest person in my mathematical family? Aunt Sally
What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation? Inequalities
I have a mathematical joke but I'm 2² to say it
I made a mathematical joke back in the day They gave it a bad oπnion
'I Love You' is a mathematical function
'I Love You' is a mathematical function where,
'I Love' - is constant and ;
'You' - is a variable..
A mathematical joke of mathematical-ness
**Why can't Atheists solve exponential equations?**
Cause they don't believe in a higher power.
I hate mathematical formulas. They’re deriving me crazy.
Did you hear about the mathematical vandals? They cover the walls in graph-iti.
1+8T 5G Is it a phone or mathematical equation?
World's shortest mathematical joke Let ε ≤ 0
If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors...
It would be a really nice log.
An ideal log.
What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field? *Trigger*nometry
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions....
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then!
For 3000 Kgs =How Much?
Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!
A mathematical confession u times r over the cos of C.