Medieval Jokes

Funny Medieval Jokes
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Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went to the bar. I mean, she always said she wanted... ...a night in, shining armor.

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I typed "Missing medieval servant" into Google... But it just came up with "Page not found".

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Have you noticed that if you google the phrase "lost medieval servant boy" The search returns "Page not found".

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It turns out if you Google "Lost medieval servant boy" it says "this page cannot be found"

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I just searched google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy' "Page Not Found"

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What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200’s? Medieval Knievel

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Tried Googling "Missing Medieval Servant" but I kept getting Page Not Found

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Medieval Minstrels were the first victims of EA’s corporate greed They could only access their instruments by opening Lute Boxes

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Have you noticed if you Google the term "lost medieval servant boy" It says "page not found"

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What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients? At your cervix, m'lady

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What happens if you google "Lost Medieval Servant Boy"? It says "This paige cannot be found".

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Have you noticed that if you google the phrase "lost medieval servant boy" It comes back with "this page cannot be found"

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages? It was the knight time

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My buddy was into medieval things, so I asked if he had ever been poked by a lance, He said "no but I was once lightly caressed by a Stephen"

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Are you a good knight, or a bad knight? Ehh, medieval.

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Told my friend I went to the waxwork museum and they had a waxwork of a medieval knight wielding his weapons. "Tussauds?"

"Nah, he was holding a mace."

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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays. But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.

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Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe? More often than not, they were called "peasants"

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment? Storming a castle.

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I was sword fighting this guy medieval style then all of a sudden he starts to unscrew his pommel And then it hit me...

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Back in medieval times King Arthur had a knight that collected taxes His name was Sir Charge

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I asked my wife to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always wanted a night in, shining armour.

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What do you call a medieval ruler who frequently says farewell, is attracted to both genders, rides a motorcycle, and originates from Scandinavia? A biking

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"If you Google lost medieval servant boy. You get the message ‘Page cannot be found."

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What did medieval postmen wear? Chain mail

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant? Resistance if feudal

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I like my wine like I like my medieval cities. Fortified.

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I'm glad we haven't invented the time machine yet Last thing i'd want is, my work to get outsourced to a medieval era person who's agreed to live in shittier conditions and work for a lower wage.

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What do you call a Medieval spy? Sir Veillance

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[Stupid] Why was the medieval man such an a-hole on the plane ride? Because U-KNIGHTED AIRLINES


Edit: I didn't ask to be born

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My girlfriend keeps turning down my invite to the medieval fare because she's busy with "activism" and "planning women's marches". The lady doth protest too much, methinks

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Did you know, if you google medieval squire boy.... it'll say this page cannot be found.

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Hey did you hear about that medieval soldier that didn't get proper sleep? Well, it's probably because he kept pullin' an all Knighter

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I recently came out to my family, I told them I wasn't on the outside who I was on the inside. I told them I wasn't a boy but a medieval stringed instrument. They called me a lyre.

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I tried searching the internet for a medieval servant boy... but I kept getting the same error.

Page not found!

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A guitarist traveled back in time to the Medieval Ages and became an apprentice to a noble knight He was a squier.

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I tried searching for lost medieval servant boy, but all I got was 'page not found'.

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