Medieval Jokes

I Googled "Missing Medieval Servant" It came back: "Page Not Found"

Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went to the bar. I mean, she always said she wanted... ...a night in, shining armor.

I typed "Missing medieval servant" into Google... But it just came up with "Page not found".

Have you noticed that if you google the phrase "lost medieval servant boy" The search returns "Page not found".

It turns out if you Google "Lost medieval servant boy" it says "this page cannot be found"

I just searched google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy' "Page Not Found"

What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200’s? Medieval Knievel

Tried Googling "Missing Medieval Servant" but I kept getting Page Not Found

Medieval Minstrels were the first victims of EA’s corporate greed They could only access their instruments by opening Lute Boxes

Have you noticed if you Google the term "lost medieval servant boy" It says "page not found"

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients? At your cervix, m'lady

What happens if you google "Lost Medieval Servant Boy"? It says "This paige cannot be found".

Have you noticed that if you google the phrase "lost medieval servant boy" It comes back with "this page cannot be found"

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages? It was the knight time

My buddy was into medieval things, so I asked if he had ever been poked by a lance, He said "no but I was once lightly caressed by a Stephen"

Are you a good knight, or a bad knight? Ehh, medieval.

Told my friend I went to the waxwork museum and they had a waxwork of a medieval knight wielding his weapons. "Tussauds?"

"Nah, he was holding a mace."

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays. But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.

Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe? More often than not, they were called "peasants"

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment? Storming a castle.

I was sword fighting this guy medieval style then all of a sudden he starts to unscrew his pommel And then it hit me...

Back in medieval times King Arthur had a knight that collected taxes His name was Sir Charge

I asked my wife to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always wanted a night in, shining armour.

What do you call a medieval ruler who frequently says farewell, is attracted to both genders, rides a motorcycle, and originates from Scandinavia? A biking

"If you Google lost medieval servant boy. You get the message ‘Page cannot be found."

What did medieval postmen wear? Chain mail

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant? Resistance if feudal

I like my wine like I like my medieval cities. Fortified.

I'm glad we haven't invented the time machine yet Last thing i'd want is, my work to get outsourced to a medieval era person who's agreed to live in shittier conditions and work for a lower wage.

What do you call a Medieval spy? Sir Veillance

[Stupid] Why was the medieval man such an a-hole on the plane ride? Because U-KNIGHTED AIRLINES


Edit: I didn't ask to be born

My girlfriend keeps turning down my invite to the medieval fare because she's busy with "activism" and "planning women's marches". The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Did you know, if you google medieval squire boy.... it'll say this page cannot be found.

Hey did you hear about that medieval soldier that didn't get proper sleep? Well, it's probably because he kept pullin' an all Knighter

I recently came out to my family, I told them I wasn't on the outside who I was on the inside. I told them I wasn't a boy but a medieval stringed instrument. They called me a lyre.

I tried searching the internet for a medieval servant boy... but I kept getting the same error.

Page not found!

A guitarist traveled back in time to the Medieval Ages and became an apprentice to a noble knight He was a squier.

I tried searching for lost medieval servant boy, but all I got was 'page not found'.