Things have gotten so bad in The US that during the last parade they surrounded Donald Trump with bullet proof glass. Just because he's a White guy with mental health issues doesn't mean he's gonna start shooting up the crowd
42! 42! 42! A man Is walking past a mental health building, he can hear the patients in a yard shouting "42! 42! 42!", not being able to see over the high walls, he finds a hole in the wall, as he looks through, a Finger pokes his eye. "43! 43! 43!" The yard shouts!
Recent research shows that horses tend to have much better mental health than other farm animals Due to their stable environment
Did you hear about the doctor who sent a group of crows to a mental health institution? He committed a murder.
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are Obsessive Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, have someone press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5,6. If you are paranoid, we know which one you want.
Apparently people who exercise have been shown to recover better and be less at risk from mental health issues... So who said you can't run away from your problems.
If I had 50 cents for every mental health exam I've failed... I'd have cats.
New study shows procrastination is as harmful to mental health as alcohol abuse
To combat this, I've decided to form Procrastinators anonymous, please consider joining it!
Edit: I'll do it later
We should all be donating more to mental health charities It really is *fundamental*.
I have a weird mental health issue where I have to get out and pull my car every time I go through a tunnel. It's car-pull tunnel syndrome.
I told my friend that I was feeling suicidal. He told me to talk to the mental health clinic for help They seemed totally against the idea, I guess I’ll do it myself!
My job is affecting my mental health Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place...
Why was the Christmas tree sent to the psych ward? Because it was suffering from ornamental health issues.
Support mental health or I'll kill you!
Despite what people may try to claim and what studies they may pull up, the anti-vaxx movement is critical to improving mental health of future generations to come. Stupid won't stop itself from breeding.
Mental health days off What a joke
Do you really care about somebody else’s mental health... ...if you don’t post on your story about it?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... ...and the mental health system is failing me miserably.
What are the three Ms that women take from me?
Money...
Mental health...
My testicles...
We should care more about the mental health of batteries.. They are all bipolar.
When I was a teenager, I used to flush my anti-depressants down the toilet. Not good for my my mental health, but the Dog was never happier.