9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan
What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J.
TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree , drinking water is good for children
The tenth doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
EDIT: calm down /u/Andimbacksucker
Nine out of ten doctors suggest you drink water instead of soda. The one that doesn't lives in Flint, Michigan.
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...? Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty.
In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z. The problem’s H to O.
What's the difference between water and gasoline? In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.
Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan? Because they're always in the lead.
Kid Rock announced he won't be running for the Republican Michigan Senate nomination . This come as a great relief to Democratic challenger Kid Scissors.
Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too. They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan
Michigan is leading in rates of both marital infidelity and depression. It's a sad state of affairs.
Q: What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan? (Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
I think it's kinda funny people named their kids after US states… Y'know, names like Carolina, Georgia, Dakota, Virginia, etc. When I have a kid, I'm gonna name him Michigan, just in case some guy named Mitch reincarnates into him.
After his recent conviction for rape, two schools stripped their honorary PhD's from Bill Cosby... It's ok though, Michigan State just gave him another one.
What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan? Inter-mitten.
Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud? He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan.
What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common? They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
What does the W in Flint, Michigan stand for? Water
A thirsty man from Michigan went to California to find something to drink Because no water is better than Michigan water.
What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common? They both overdosed on lead.
Here in Michigan's Upper Peninsula we have a program for recovering Canadians. It's called Eh Eh.
If your name is Fred and you live in Flint Michigan and you're about to smoke a bowl.... ...does that mean you're freddy to get flint-stoned
Michigan summers are amazing.... It was on a Wednesday last year.
Why are people from Michigan such big fans of the Lion King? They get to see lions winning for a change.
We should split Michigan into two states Mich and Mich Again.
Can Bernie Sanders recover? From his devastating win in Michigan?
How did heavy metal ruin Michigan? By contaminating the groundwater
Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team? Their lead is unstoppable!
A huge surprise of the indictment of the Energizer Bunny in Michigan! He was charged with Battery
I tried talking about Flint, Michigan But it was a hard pill to swallow.
What does Flynt Michigan, and Red Dead Redemption 2 have in common? Blackwater.
What's the difference between lake Michigan and a white supremacist? One is not a sea and the other one is a not-sea.
Quick test to see if your stripper is from northern Michigan See how she pronounces 'pasties'
Did you hear about the hipster who was found frozen in a block of ice on Lake Michigan? He was into water before it was cool.