Microbiologist Jokes

Funny Microbiologist Jokes
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Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled to dozens of countries and learned to speak several languages? He was a man of many cultures.

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Thought of this while making breakfast. What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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I saw a microbiologist today. He was much bigger than I imagined.

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Where did the microbiologist go after receiving his PhD? ...to a cell-laboratory gathering

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Did you hear about the microbiologist who travelled around the world? He was a man of many cultures

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Did you hear about the microbiologist who tore his pants? He had to abandon his experimments to focus on some jean splicing.

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I was counting the money in my wallet and I remembered my microbiologist friend saying that money is the dirtiest thing you can touch all day. Turns out I have $144 in cash, But I guess that’s just gross....

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Why did the microbiologist cross the road? To get to the other slide!

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world? A Man of many Cultures

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Yesterday I met a very interesting guy 16 year old guy, who worked as a biologist. -Isn't he kinda young to work as biologist? Well, he is a microbiologist.

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