What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground? I dunno, I just fly the drone.
A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book
If you snort coke, you get high. If you snort flour...
..you get baked.
...frighteningly, my 5th grader came up with this while we were having a discussion about drugs and what he might end up seeing in Middle School next year.
I was nervous my first day in, so I walked up to the toughest guy in the cafeteria and knocked him out... but I lost my job as a middle school teacher
A woman is getting lunch ready when the phone rings.
“This is the middle school calling about your son Phillip. He’s been caught telling unbelievable lies.”
“I’ll say he has,” the woman replies. “I don’t have a son.”
There was a kidnapping at a local middle school recently
The teacher had to wake him up right away
(Taken for a 3rd grader I coach)
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
Wrong number perhaps
A women is getting lunch ready when the phone rings.
"This is the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He's been caught telling unbelievable lies."
"I'll say he has," the woman replies, "I don't have a son."
I remember in middle school there was a kid who tried to pay me to be his friend.. .. and I felt really bad for him because he just didn’t have enough money
Why did the meatball chef get fired from the middle school cafeteria? They caught him stroganoff.
You guys! I'm so excited, I just hooked up with my crush from middle school. ...but now she keeps calling me expecting me to show up at her graduation.
A group of vaping college students is called a smog. A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal’s office.
What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker Dress makers tuck up frills
I felt a little behind in Middle School It was a major bummer when the cops found out :(
What do fish in middle school worry about? Shellfishteem.
I went to a middle school dance back in the day. It was kinda lame, looking back on it. The music was bad, they ran out of food, and there wasn’t even a punch line.
What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers.
I dont see why we need to leave our planet in a better state for future generations The current generation cant get out of middle school before dying off.
What do a ps4 and a middle school student have in commen? Both getting turned on in the process of cleaning
You know what I love about middle schoolers? Their moms still look alright.
I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry... But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"
Haven't listened to Staind since middle school... ...it's been awhile
The guy who used to bully me in middle school still takes my lunch money. On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
Middle school dance parties probably look like a fortnite lobby now. Lots of ridiculous dancing and and unnecessary shooting.
Heard this joke in middle school 25 years ago- What did the Mexican gangster say when two houses fell on top of him? "Get off me homes"
How do you know someone is good at gaming? When they got more first bloods than a middle school bathroom.
My daughter is making a documentary on the invention of the telephone, for a school project.
I remember the time I did that, in middle school.
Rings A Bell.
What's the best thing about growing up in Florida vs growing up in Alabama? You don't have your mom saying how your brother is always better at everything. He's got a great job, great house, better kisser, and a middle school degree.
The bully who used to take my lunch money from me in middle school still takes my lunch money from me everyday Except now he works at Subway and I'm on my lunch break