My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?" I said: "Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."
Guess who woke up to 32 missed calls from their ex?
My ex.
Stephanie, I miss you, please come back to me
My girlfriend asked me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?" And I answered: "Of course! I'd miss you, but I still love you"
What did the Stormtrooper say to his family before shipping off to Empire basic training? I’ll miss you.
My wife and I were lying in bed the other day...
My hands were slowly finding their way across her body.
I whispered, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world."
She whispered back, "I'll miss you."
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
If you miss your ex Steady aim, control breathing, and fire again
It's with a heavy heart that I give a shout-out to my dad who couldn't be with us to see Endgame tonight. I miss you with all my heart. Maybe pre-order your tickets on time next time, moron.
I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you.
Husband: "Right now, for this Women's Day, I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world!" Wife: "Oh dear, I will miss you!"
A guy called his Ex
A guy called his Ex and told her "I missed you".
The Ex replied "Oh that's sweet, but it's over".
The guy said "Yea I know, but can you please stand closer to the window so I won't miss you again?"
Why do stormtroopers always make the best boyfriends? Because they always miss you.
What did the anti-vaccer say to her son? I miss you.
A couple is lying in bed. The husband says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."The wife replies,... ..."I'll miss you."
What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?
Reload.
(Thanks Bob Dylan via Theme Time Radio Hour)
Best Husband
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
I cried when my dad chopped up onions.... Onions was a really good dog :[ I'll miss you buddy
I haven't seen my son in months One day a boy come home looking exactly like him but he said he was hungry. Son I don't know who this hungry guy is but I miss you, please come home. -Dad
What do you do when you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again.
My wife and I were lying in bed the other day, my hands slowly finding their way across her body....
I whispered, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world."
She whispered back, "I'll miss you."
What do you do when you miss your mother in law?
Reload
Aim
Shoot again!
A couple is lying in bed. The woman says, "I am going to make you the happiest man in the world..." The man replies, "I'll miss you."
What kind of drink you need when you miss your old girlfriend? Ex on the beach
When i'm bored in Lockdown i just send flowers with An "i miss you" card to my neighbour John. Then i go to the balcony with a drink and listen to his wife.
I had to buy a new lawn mower today... Trump departed my old one. I will miss you Jose.
Which trees miss you the most? Pine trees
What you do when you miss your wife? You shoot again
In America, the clock doesn't dismiss you The Glock does.
Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars is a good quote Unless you're an astronaut.
What do you do when you miss your mother-in-law Reload and try again
My doctor sang this to me at my birthday "Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You have terminal cancer. Your family'll miss you"
My wife said to me "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?" I answered "Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."
Your eyes water when you yawn, Because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
What did the Anti-Vaxxer tell her son before the school-day started? I miss you.
I saw a wino eating a bunch of grapes
I said "You gotta wait!"
I miss you Mitch Hedberg