My evening wouldn’t normally start out with an erection... ..but my morning wood.
if it's called morning wood for men then what is it for women.. Morning dew.
If men get morning wood… Do women get morning dew?
A Jew wakes up with morning wood and runs right into a wall. What does he say? Ouch, my nose!
morning wood is like my childhood... wasted potential
I banged 2 girls with morning wood I guess I can call it a tree-some.
What's worse than morning wood? Mourning wood
In my previous life, night time would never help me have erection But morning wood
I woke up with my back stiff as a board It's morning wood
I hate peeing with morning wood... It’s just so hard!
I never did understand morning wood. I don’t typically get aroused at funerals.
I just peed with morning wood It was hard
My construction worker friend says he has stopped getting morning wood. He says he has a rock tile dysfunction.
If men get morning wood and jack it off... Then it’s a Lumberjack...
"HE" is risen again today! I woke up with morning wood as usual
I have really bad morning wood Every night I go to sleep under my blanket, but wake up under a tent.
(Sigh) How I miss those good old days... Alas, my good old days of "morning wood" have been replaced by "morning wouldn't."
What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack? Morning wood.
I always wake up saying "i would like to [...]" I call it "Morning wood".