TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs. FINNISH HYMN!!!
What does a church in Helsinki have in common with Mortal Kombat? Finnish Hymn!!
Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat? They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.
What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match? A Finnish Hymn
What do Finnish churches and Mortal Kombat have in common? Finnish hymns
What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common? Finnish Hymn!
What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common? Finnish hymns
My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose. She said it's the only time I finish her.
Stop blaming the video games for violence. Some of you played Mortal Kombat your whole lives and never learned how to finish her.
Best yo momma joke? Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says "stay over there"
I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland. The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.
I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack. All I could find were Finnish Hymns.
What does a church service in Helsinki and Mortal Kombat have in common? Finnish Hymn
What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat? A Fetality.
In the Mortal Kombat universe, it seems Tremor is Johnny Cage’s only fan (he says he’s blessed to fight him and that he likes his movies). But Kitana isn't much better off... ...she's only got two fans.
The queen is coming to mortal kombat as DLC that's right folks...
REPTILE IS PLAYABLE AGAIN!
She also gives iguanas a bad name.
The main character from the Mortal Kombat games walks into a shop
The shopkeeper asks him, "Can I help you find anything?"
And he says, "No thanks. I'm just Liu Kang."
What is the pit in Mortal Kombat 2 made out of? Kahn-crete.
What does a Mortal Kombat character look for most in a partner? PERSONALITY!
Someone asked Kano from Mortal Kombat how to get to the Mars -I Kano tell you, he said.
Why would Mortal Kombat characters make good comedians? They're always punching up!
I played the Mortal Kombat theme song to a group of bodybuilders... Now they all have 4 arms and are in a gang known as the Shokan.
Yo mama so ugly... ...when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says "STAY OVER THERE!"
What's Chris Brown's favourite game? Mortal Kombat Ex
Guys who brag about being good at foreplay are like guys who brag about being good at Mortal Kombat on Super Nintendo. Nobody's impressed man. There's only two buttons and you're just pressing them as fast as you can.
Your mother is so ugly..... That when she fought Scorpion in Mortal Kombat, he yelled, "Get over there!"
Went to the local videogame shop to buy my nephew a decent fighting game for christmas... Tried to find mortal kombat but they were all Tekken.
What do you call two drunk Geordies fighting? Mortal Kombat.