How many motivational speakers does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero, because the change starts with you.
A motivational speaker gave blood, what was his blood type? B-Positive
A guy walks in a library:
- Do you have motivational books here?
- Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf.
- Do you have any books closer?"
What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!
Why do churches have so many statues and paintings featuring naked boys? Early form of motivational art - to keep employee morale up and remind them what they're working for.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
"Where there's a will, there's a way" is a great self motivational phrase Until an inheritance is involved
I blew a speaker in my car today yea, he was motivational speaker, it left a bad taste in my mouth but I've been feeling a lot more positive ever since.
Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker? Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
What did the motivational speaker say to the duct? You conduit!
A motivational speaker retired due to depression He discovered he had B Negative blood
I blew a speaker in my car today It was a motivational speaker nice guy
What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player? The baseball player has all of its limbs.
My sister told me about a christian motivational group that came to her school. She said they were super strong but didn't lift weights. So I figured they must do crossfit.
People have said I should be a motivational speaker... But I don't have the motivation.
I was asked to give a motivational speech But I just don't feel like it.
What do you call a group of motivational speakers? A fleece.
A man was at a HIV volunteer center...
...to give a motivational talk to the patients
He told them they need to stay positive.
Not surprise he got kicked out shortly after
Stand and Deliver "Stand and Deliver" are motivational words unless they are told to a pregnant lady.
Dog toys that make noise… are motivational squeakers
Should I get motivational quotes tattooed on my arms? On one hand, Just go for it! On the other, maybe, always think twice.
Money can't buy you happiness. But it can buy you the ability to make motivational statements.
A motivational speaker once told me to, "work until my bank account looked like a phone number." He would be proud. Today my balance was. $9.11
Hippo was a great motivational speaker. Hippo taught that you must never give up. Hippo didn’t follow his own advice. Hippo Quit
When Katy Perry has the eye of the tiger it’s inspiring and motivational But when I have it all of a sudden I’m “endangering animals” and have a “lifetime ban from the zoo”
After being 3 months sober from drinking, I bought myself a motivational poster to keep my spirits up. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky
I was recently giving a motivational speech for the "international dyslexia association" I ended with: "And remember, there's no "I" in dyslexia..."
Why was the motivational speaker a failure in Ethiopia? His mantra was "Stay Hungry"
I love my job as a youth motivational speaker I’ve touched alot of kids in my years.