A man spits out his coffee
"This tastes like mud!" he said.
"Well of course. It was just ground this morning" replied the waiter.
If your coffee tastes like mud... It's probably fresh ground...
My son played soccer in the mud all day. He was a little Messi.
Waiter, this coffee taste like mud! Yes sir, it's fresh ground!
A man and his wife drove past the beautiful countryside...
They saw a pig, rolling in the mud, so wife said: "Your relative?"
Man replied: "Yes, mother-in-law."
My friend used to be addicted to mud wrestling... He's 6 months clean now.
I told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud... "It should. It was fresh ground this morning"
I went to a fancy new coffee shop today and ordered a cup
I took a sip and it tasted awful.
“This coffee tastes like mud!”
The barista replied, “well, it’s fresh ground”
Why do we give mud baths to old people? To get them used to dirt.
Why did the coffee taste like mud? Because it was ground a few minutes ago.
I ordered a coffee and it tasted awful. I called the waiter over and said "This coffee tastes like mud!" They replied: Thank you sir, it's fresh ground! "
A man and a pile of mud begin to race... The mud won by a landslide.
My wife tried one of those expensive beauty mud packs on her face and it worked! Till she took it off.
I went to a coffee shop before work this morning.
The coffee tasted like mud.
So I told the barista.
She told me it was fresh ground.
Today my coffee tasted cruddy.
So I came up to the waitress by me and said, “excuse me, but my coffee tastes like mud.”
“It should!” She replied. “It’s fresh ground.”
A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.
He turns to the waiter and says, "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, " But, sir, it's fresh ground!'
Ill
A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks.
'So you can get used to the ground of course!'
I recently overcame an addiction to rolling around in mud I've been clean for 6 months
Told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud. "It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "
Did you hear about the new Italian tires? Dago through snow, dago through mud, dago through water but when dago flat dago wop, wop, wop!
Why does my son Richard like playing in the mud? Because he then becomes filthy Rich.
I'm not saying that I am unfit... But I just tried mud wrestling and the mud won.
I used to be addicted to rolling around in the mud. But now I'm clean
My tuktuk got stuck earlier in the mud False advertising should be called a stuckstuck
what do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down?
A mud slide.
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
What do you get when you graph mud versus traction? a slippery slope
Why did cavemen drag women by their hair?
Because if they dragged them by their feet, they'd fill up with mud!
I love this old joke!
Dirtiest joke
A white horse rolled in mud.
Cleaner version- I gave it a bath.
I dropped my pastry in the mud yesterday. I returned it and told the manager “It was way too earthy.”
What do you call an East Indian who from the waste down, is half way stuck in the mud? Knee Deep