Mud Jokes

A man spits out his coffee "This tastes like mud!" he said.
"Well of course. It was just ground this morning" replied the waiter.

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If your coffee tastes like mud... It's probably fresh ground...

Score: 365
Funny Mud Jokes
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My son played soccer in the mud all day. He was a little Messi.

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Waiter, this coffee taste like mud! Yes sir, it's fresh ground!

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A man and his wife drove past the beautiful countryside... They saw a pig, rolling in the mud, so wife said: "Your relative?"

Man replied: "Yes, mother-in-law."

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My friend used to be addicted to mud wrestling... He's 6 months clean now.

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I told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud... "It should. It was fresh ground this morning"

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I went to a fancy new coffee shop today and ordered a cup I took a sip and it tasted awful.

“This coffee tastes like mud!”

The barista replied, “well, it’s fresh ground”

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Why do we give mud baths to old people? To get them used to dirt.

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Why did the coffee taste like mud? Because it was ground a few minutes ago.

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I ordered a coffee and it tasted awful. I called the waiter over and said "This coffee tastes like mud!" They replied: Thank you sir, it's fresh ground! "

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A man and a pile of mud begin to race... The mud won by a landslide.

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My wife tried one of those expensive beauty mud packs on her face and it worked! Till she took it off.

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I went to a coffee shop before work this morning. The coffee tasted like mud.
So I told the barista.
She told me it was fresh ground.

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Today my coffee tasted cruddy. So I came up to the waitress by me and said, “excuse me, but my coffee tastes like mud.”

“It should!” She replied. “It’s fresh ground.”

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A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says, "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, " But, sir, it's fresh ground!'

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Ill A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks.

'So you can get used to the ground of course!'

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I recently overcame an addiction to rolling around in mud I've been clean for 6 months

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Told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud. "It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "

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Did you hear about the new Italian tires? Dago through snow, dago through mud, dago through water but when dago flat dago wop, wop, wop!

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Why does my son Richard like playing in the mud? Because he then becomes filthy Rich.

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I'm not saying that I am unfit... But I just tried mud wrestling and the mud won.

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I used to be addicted to rolling around in the mud. But now I'm clean

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My tuktuk got stuck earlier in the mud False advertising should be called a stuckstuck

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what do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down?

A mud slide.

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?

Jail break.

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What do you get when you graph mud versus traction? a slippery slope

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Why did cavemen drag women by their hair? Because if they dragged them by their feet, they'd fill up with mud!

I love this old joke!

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Dirtiest joke A white horse rolled in mud.

Cleaner version- I gave it a bath.

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I dropped my pastry in the mud yesterday. I returned it and told the manager “It was way too earthy.”

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What do you call an East Indian who from the waste down, is half way stuck in the mud? Knee Deep

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