What do you call a prison cell with a quarter, penny, and a dime in it? A Nicolas Cage.
Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud? He doesn't know how to turn things down
Did you guys hear that Nicolas Cage robbed all the coins from a bank recently? Luckily he got caught and went to jail, plus all of the money got returned! He’s currently in a Nickleless Nicolas Cage Cage
Did you hear about the acting role Nicolas Cage turned down? Neither has he
What do you call a broke Nicolas Cage? Nickel-less Cage...
What do you call a pantless Nicolas Cage? Knicker-less Cage....
What's the most messed up trap for Santa? A Nicolas Cage.
How does Nicolas Cage answer his phone? "Yes, I'll do your movie!"
What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage? Johnny Cage
John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?".
What's the difference between a leper and Nicolas Cage? Only one of them took Face/off seriously
I sat down and watched this movie with Nicolas Cage the other day... We talked through the whole movie and he is actually a pretty cool guy.
What's the difference between Nicolas Cage and the bombing of Hiroshima? About 60 seconds.
I went to the store to buy a Nicolas Cage DVD.. when i couldn't find any i asked a cashier. He said they "only have 1 copy left", but apparently it was "Stolen"
I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal... I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage.