No Nut November Jokes

Man, if you thought No Nut November was bad... Wait until No Net December.

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Funny No Nut November Jokes
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What's worse than no nut November? No net December.
Defend net neutrality.

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I am really glad that No Nut November is over. A whole month without cashews was rough.

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First we had No Nut November.... Now we have No Net December.

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What happens when you fail at No Nut November? Nuttin'.

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I fed this kid peanut and he almost died. I guess some people take No Nut November way too seriously.

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Little known fact, you can actually nut during No Nut November You just can't let anyone cashew

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Who will survive no nut november the longest? The people with a severe nut allergy

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Why is it difficult to follow no nut November ? Well, it gets increasingly 'hard' as the days pass by.

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I hate that it's already no nut November I'm going to have to jack it a whole lot to keep my mind off of cashews...

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I've heard Dunkin Donuts is going to be the official sponsor of no nut November. Their name will be Dunkin Nonuts for a month.

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You may have heard of No Nut November But after I came twice in April what I’m really hoping for is a No Fetus February

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Hey guys it’s no nut November... Which sucks cuz thanksgiving is the only time I see my cousins.

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I've already failed No Nut November I failed the first time at 1:37am, and the second time at 1:11am.

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Those of you who aint doing the No Nut November Challenge this year, you lack self control and discipline You are nuttin

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Day 26 of no nut November I've already mastered time travel.

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I always walk a lot slower during No Nut November... I guess I'm over enCUMbered

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I’m trying to participate in No Nut November but do almonds count? ‘Cause I came into a handful of almonds.

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What comes after “No Nut November”? “Deflated Dicks December”

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I guess some people take No Nut November too seriously. I feed this kid peanuts and he almost died!

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No Nut November challenge is not gonna be a problem at all It’s not hard at my age

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America failed No Nut November, This election featured the two biggest nuts in recent US history.

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No Nut November is easy Thats why I didn't do it

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No nut November is just around the corner. It may be hard for some guys but I found it very easy.

I gave up 30 times last year.

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No Nut November Failed it this morning ate a bag of Cashews.......

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I've being doing No Nut November my whole life I know why other people find it hard though, I'm allergic to all nuts anyway.

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Due to pandemic, we need to cancel No Nut November. And go for No Nut Forever.

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Failed 'No Nut November's already... No one told me the dessert had pecans in it!

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One song that sums up my time during No Nut November Still Beating by Mac DeMarco

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No nut November. This no nut November is so easy. I have given up nine times this month already....

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So a couple months back I had to watch a holocaust documentary for history class Guess how I failed no nut november

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For men, Halloween isn't the scary times. But No Nut November is.

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