Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects? They were looking for the ark tick.
What's the difference between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc? One was made of wood, the other was Maid of Orleans.
Don't be afraid to do something new Remember, the Noah's ark was built by an amateur and the Titanic by professionals.
What's the difference between Joan of Ark and Noah's ark? Joan of Ark was Maid of Orleans. Noah's ark was made of wood.
Did you hear the one about the 'Noah's Ark' themed restaurant? They were flooded with reservations