Obscene Jokes

Funny Obscene Jokes
Score: 57

"David, why don't you go and play with... ...with Jimmy?" asks the mother.

"Oh mum, you wouldn't want to play with a filthy, obscene, thieving, lying boy, would you?"

"Of course not." says the mother, as she hugs her son.

"Well, Jimmy wouldn't either..."

Score: 11

Hate speak, obscene photos, and narcissistic viewpoints caused me to get completely off of social media. [OC] I found myself wasting too much time posting that stuff!

Score: 4

If I made a perfect copy of myself If I made a perfect copy of myself and then threw him naked off of the top of a tall building, would it be murder, suicide or making an obscene clone fall?

Score: 2

A man pushes his foul-mouthed exact duplicate off a cliff. He is immediately arrested. The charge? Making an obscene clone fall

Score: 2

I got arrested for dropping a banana peel in front of my potty-mouthed twin... ... apparently it's illegal to make an obscene clone fall.

Score: 2

If you were to push a naked clone of yourself off the Empire State Building... Would it be murder, suicide, or merely making an obscene clone fall?

Score: 1

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