When my kindle reads Fifty Shades of Gray to me It's like getting an obscene phone call from Stephen Hawking
"David, why don't you go and play with...
...with Jimmy?" asks the mother.
"Oh mum, you wouldn't want to play with a filthy, obscene, thieving, lying boy, would you?"
"Of course not." says the mother, as she hugs her son.
"Well, Jimmy wouldn't either..."
Hate speak, obscene photos, and narcissistic viewpoints caused me to get completely off of social media. [OC] I found myself wasting too much time posting that stuff!
If I made a perfect copy of myself If I made a perfect copy of myself and then threw him naked off of the top of a tall building, would it be murder, suicide or making an obscene clone fall?
A man pushes his foul-mouthed exact duplicate off a cliff. He is immediately arrested. The charge? Making an obscene clone fall
I got arrested for dropping a banana peel in front of my potty-mouthed twin... ... apparently it's illegal to make an obscene clone fall.
If you were to push a naked clone of yourself off the Empire State Building... Would it be murder, suicide, or merely making an obscene clone fall?