Oklahoma Jokes

My friend, Karen, and I visited a place you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas and Missouri. Karen opened up that she was actually in a fourth state: crippling depression. I said, "I'm so sorry" "...but you can't count Missouri twice."

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Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows

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Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma.

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Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

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Do you know why Oklahoma's state slogan is "Oklahoma is OK"? Because they can't spell "mediocre".

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Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently. California said "It's not our fault."

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Funny Oklahoma Jokes
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If you're from it, sorry... Q. Why doesn't Texas float away into the gulf?

A. Oklahoma sucks

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Where are you from?" the bartender asks. "Oklahoma," the guy replies. "Oh yeah?" the bartender asks. "Which part?" "All of me I guess," the guy says.

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common? Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows!

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Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states.

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Can't argue with that Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to the other " Which do you think is further away ... Florida or the moon the other blonde says HELOOOOOOO can you see Florida

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Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, "Do you have reservations?" One of the guys replies, "Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."

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Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks.

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Did you hear about the new law that passed? If you're living in Oklahoma, it is illegal to be buried in Texas... But once you die, it's perfectly legal.

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My daughter asked, "What was your favorite thing to do in your 20's in Oklahoma?" "Leave."

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What do you call a handicap sticker in Oklahoma? A high school diploma.

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People keep asking what I thought of my Oklahoma trip It was OK

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Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.

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Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light

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Why is Texas not a part of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks so much

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What do a hurricane in North Florida, a tornado in Oklahoma, and a divorce in East Texas have in common? Someone’s going to lose a mobile home

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I heard tornadoes were in the forecast. But I’m sure Oklahoma will still be OK.

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I couldn't remember the abbreviation for Oklahoma... but it's OK.

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Have you ever been to Oklahoma? It might be worth going, the state is OK.

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What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35.

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I booked a trip to visit the Cherokee in Oklahoma this summer, but I'm having second thoughts... I'm having a reservation reservation reservation.

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Went to Oklahoma the other day It was OK

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How did the Oklahoma police officer explain the black man who had been shot 10 times? The worst suicide case he had ever seen

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Do you know what an education major gets when they graduate from college in Oklahoma? A map to Texas.

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I tried some weed from Oklahoma today. It was OK.

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Oklahoma It's a pretty OK state.

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So I was asked my opinion of the Oklahoma State abbreviation today... And I said it was just OK

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My friend doesn't want me to make a joke about Oklahoma But I guess that's OK

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Name a popular state that most people live in. Oklahoma

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I went to Oklahoma for my vacation... It was OK

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