My friend, Karen, and I visited a place you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas and Missouri. Karen opened up that she was actually in a fourth state: crippling depression. I said, "I'm so sorry" "...but you can't count Missouri twice."
Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows
Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma.
Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
Do you know why Oklahoma's state slogan is "Oklahoma is OK"? Because they can't spell "mediocre".
Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently. California said "It's not our fault."
If you're from it, sorry...
Q. Why doesn't Texas float away into the gulf?
A. Oklahoma sucks
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Where are you from?" the bartender asks. "Oklahoma," the guy replies. "Oh yeah?" the bartender asks. "Which part?" "All of me I guess," the guy says.
What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common? Either way someone's losing a trailer.
Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows!
Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states.
Can't argue with that Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to the other " Which do you think is further away ... Florida or the moon the other blonde says HELOOOOOOO can you see Florida
Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, "Do you have reservations?" One of the guys replies, "Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."
Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks.
Did you hear about the new law that passed? If you're living in Oklahoma, it is illegal to be buried in Texas... But once you die, it's perfectly legal.
My daughter asked, "What was your favorite thing to do in your 20's in Oklahoma?" "Leave."
What do you call a handicap sticker in Oklahoma? A high school diploma.
People keep asking what I thought of my Oklahoma trip It was OK
Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.
Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light
Why is Texas not a part of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks so much
What do a hurricane in North Florida, a tornado in Oklahoma, and a divorce in East Texas have in common? Someone’s going to lose a mobile home
I heard tornadoes were in the forecast. But I’m sure Oklahoma will still be OK.
I couldn't remember the abbreviation for Oklahoma... but it's OK.
Have you ever been to Oklahoma? It might be worth going, the state is OK.
What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35.
I booked a trip to visit the Cherokee in Oklahoma this summer, but I'm having second thoughts... I'm having a reservation reservation reservation.
Went to Oklahoma the other day It was OK
How did the Oklahoma police officer explain the black man who had been shot 10 times? The worst suicide case he had ever seen
Do you know what an education major gets when they graduate from college in Oklahoma? A map to Texas.
I tried some weed from Oklahoma today. It was OK.
Oklahoma It's a pretty OK state.
So I was asked my opinion of the Oklahoma State abbreviation today... And I said it was just OK
My friend doesn't want me to make a joke about Oklahoma But I guess that's OK
Name a popular state that most people live in. Oklahoma
I went to Oklahoma for my vacation... It was OK