Hilarious Orthopedic Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

I just got my new pair of orthopenic shoes. "Actually, it's *orthopedic*", my doctor said.

"I stand corrected", I replied.

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I always thought that Orthopedic shoes were overrated But I stand corrected.

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"I stand corrected" said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

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What do you call a fish that is good for your bones? An orthopedic sturgeon.
:D ?

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Traditionally, orthopedic surgeons were strong and dumb. But now they have power tools.

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"These orthodontic shoes are really great!" - don't you mean *orthopedic*?

"I stand corrected."

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Ad in the classifieds: Trade cute Doberman Dog for orthopedic hand.

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A man goes to an orthopedic and tells him: "Doc, I think I'm a moth" The doctor responds: "Well, in that case a psychiatrist may be able to help you better."

Man: "I know, but I saw you're lights were on!"

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"I stand corrected", said the man in orthopedic shoes.

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Ever heard of the orthopedic surgeon who got arrested for voyeurism? He just wanted to see his patient's bone

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I told my girlfriend I had a fetish for nurse outfits She came to bed in cat scrubs and orthopedic shoes.

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I thought orthopedic shoes would fix my limp but they didn't work. I stand corrected.

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