Panther Jokes

Pink Panther's TODO list 1. TODO
2. TODO
3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO

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I'd like to go see Black Panther in the theater... But I'd also like to hear it too.

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The Pink Panther's To Do list - To do

- To do

- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo

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Pink Panther’s to do list - To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooo

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In Black Panther, when she said "what are those", I cringed a little bit... I mean, Wakanda joke is that?

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Funny Panther Jokes
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The Pink Panther's to do list: To do - to do - to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooo.

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If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called? Thunder Cats.

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I'm gonna dress up as Forest Gump tonight and go to the movies and make a a scene. Then I will have to apologize for ruining their Black Panther party

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Pink Panther's to do list: to do,

to do,

to do, to do, to do,

to do, to dooooo!

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Just saw the Black Panther movie 3/5 would recommend.

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"What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?" "No idea."

"Denim."

"Denim?"

"Denim denim denim denim denim..."

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What does Black Panther like to do on vacation? Wakanda beach.

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I got kicked out of my aunt's funeral for singing a song... It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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Some white people are so upset at black panther Chill, You guys have pink panther

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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. They’re the Tolkien white guys.

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The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great He's the Michael Jordan of acting.

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects? dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

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I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza. They said, “It depends. Wakanda pizza?”

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no condoms forever or whatever black panther said

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A black guy at the cinema told me (a white guy) I wasn't allowed to watch Black Panther. Apparently I have to "buy" a "ticket"

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My favorite knock-knock joke ever. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Panther.

Panther who?

Panther no panth, I'm goin' thwimmin!

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The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo...

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What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party? T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.

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What do you get when Black Panther brings Jewish bread to Thor's party? T'Challa challah at the Valhalla gala.

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What does black panther use as protection? Wakondoms

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When the Pink Panther stepped on an ant, what song did they play? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant......

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What did the Pink Panther write down on his itinerary? To do
To do
To do
To do
To do doo doo doo

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What does Black Panther say when he sees something dumb? Wakanda nonsense is this?

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Pink Panther's to-do list 1. To-do
2. To-do
3. To-do to-do to-do
4. To-do to-dooooo
5. To-doodoodoodoo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Your "pan-ther" falling down.

So sorry, good night.

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What is on the Pink Panther's to-do list? To-do, to-do, to-do, to-do, to-dooooooo

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What does Black Panther live in? A Wakandaminium.

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You guys see that new Black Panther Trailer yet? It's set in the vibrant and prosperous African country of Wakanda. So right off the bat you know its fiction

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What roles do Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman play in the new Black Panther movie? They're the tolkien white guys of the film.

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Where does Black Panther spend his vacations? In a WaCondo!

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Bill Belichick arrested on animal cruelty chargers. The slaughtered carcasses of a ram, a panther, an eagle, a seahawk, and a falcon were found in his refrigerator by a friend visiting his house this morning.






i want to die

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Black Panther Was Shivering *Somewhere in the Antarctic*

Captain America: "You look really cold T'Challa, do you need a jacket?"

Black Panther: "I never Fleece"

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