Pavlov Jokes

I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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Why is Pavlov's hair so soft? Classic conditioning.

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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat. She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."

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I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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Pavlov is sitting at a bar... ...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, "I forgot to feed the dogs," and leaves.

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Funny Pavlov Jokes
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A man walks into a library and asks the librarian at the info desk if they have any books on Pavlov's dog or Schrodinger's cat. The librarian thinks for a moment before replying "It rings a bell but I'm not sure whether it's there or not."

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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because he conditioned it.

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Why was Pavlov’s hair so messy? Because he didn’t condition it.

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Went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she didn’t know if it was there or not.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."

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What is Pavlov's favorite hair product? Conditioner

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I asked the librarian for a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat. She said it rang a bell but didn't know if it was there or not.

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I asked my mom if she ever heard of Pavlov’s dog? She said that rings a bell

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Asked a librarian for that book on Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dogs today. Said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not

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I went to a library and asked for a book on pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat The librarian said,"That rings a bell, but I'm not sure whether it is here or not."

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I asked a librarian for a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat. She said it ringed a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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The secret to Pavlov's hair? Just a classical conditioner.

(I hope the name rings a bell)

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A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, "It rings a bell but I can't be certain."

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[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning

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A man walks into a library... Man: Do you have any books on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat?

Librarian: It rings a bell, but I'm not sure we have it or not.

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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's Dog and Schrodinger's Cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

(Joke from a co-worker)

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Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft? Classical conditioning

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I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, "I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."

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Pavlov goes on a trip... But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog.

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I went to the public library yesterday looking for that one book about Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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I asked the librarian if they had the book about Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog... She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers? The Salivation Army.

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I remember studying Pavlov in school and thinking, "Those stupid dogs." and then the bell went and we all had lunch

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The name's Pavlov Ring a bell?

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Pavlov walks into a cafe... ...and orders a breakfast. "Sure," the lady says. "I'll let you know when it's ready." After a little while, she places his tray on the counter and rings the bell. Pavlov leaps up and exclaims, "Oh my gosh, I have to feed the dogs!"

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Pavlov's dog Pavlov is sitting down. His phone rings. He stands and says, "I forgot to feed my dog."

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Did you hear about Pavlov's deaf dog? He was the exception to the drool.

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Ivan Pavlov That name rings a bell

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A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "do you have that book about Pavlov and Schrödinger?" The librarian responds, "it rings a bell, but I don't know if we have it or not."

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