I'm surprised we haven't heard a peep out of the NRA over the whole Disney/Guardians of the Galaxy thing Usually they are hellbent on defending anything involving a Gunn.
Someone was banging on my door yesterday and yelling "let me in, let me in". I went and had a look through the peep hole, and standing outside was a man dressed as a basin. Just let that sink in.
I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt... ...instead I just left without a Peep.
What did Bo Peep say when Woody walked in on her and Buzz cheating? “You’ve got a friend in me”
There was one good thing still to be said about the politician who went to prison for stalking... He was a man of the peep-hole!
What did Bo Peep say to Woody when he caught her with Buzz Lightyear? "You've got a friend in me!"
What did bo-peep say to woody when he caught her in bed with buzz? You’ve got a friend in me
What did John Lennon say when he first arrived at the Door section of Home Depot. Imagine all the peep holes.
Help! I think I broke my phone's speaker! All I did was convert my normal rap playlist into an emo rap playlist. Now all I can hear is a Lil Peep.
Studies show that spying on people is good for humanity. Power to the peep-hole!
What does the horn sound like on a marshmallow car? Peep. Peep.
How do you know when the movie in a peep show stall is finished? Its all over.
Held a stud finder to my chest to show the wife how well it works. She was convinced. Not a peep out of it.
Guy hears a ring and looks through the peep hole
only to see policeman standing outside.
"Can we talk?" asks the policeman?
\- "How many of your are outside?"
\- "Two"
\- "Then talk"
And goes back to bed.
Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
We think our cat ate a dozen of our baby chicks yesterday ...but we can't seem to get a peep out of her!
What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she cheated on him with Buzz Lightyear? You've got a friend in me.
What do you call a broken Bo Peep figurine in a trailer park? Little Po' Peep.
What do you never hear a deaf dad say? "I don't want to hear a peep out of you!"
Why does 'without a peep' mean 'silent'? Because nobody complains when they *don't* have garbage candy.
What do you call a sweaty shepardess? BO peep