What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist, you racist.
EXTRA-LARGE CONDOMS
A woman asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms.
The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy some?"
The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys a box?"
I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.'
He said, 'Just a minute.'
And I said, 'Yep, that's my brand.'
A man goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms.
The pharmacist asks: Do you need a bag?
He answers: She isn't that ugly!
A Woman Walks Into A Drugstore And Asks...
the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
At the pharmacist
A guy goes to a pharmacist and asks for a dozen condoms.
The druggist asked " Would you like a paper bag?"
The guy shakes his head and says "Nah, she ain't that ugly."
What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? A pharmacist
A woman walks into a drugstore ..
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
A guy asked a pharmacist for a box of 50 condoms behind the counter. Two cute girls who were standing behind him giggled. The guy turned and looked the girls in the eye and still talking to the pharmacist said Make it 52.
Waiting for... eeeeeer... someone?
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies:
- "Yes, we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds:
- "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
Did you hear about the pharmacist who got hit with a bottle of omega 3? They are okay, the injuries were superfishoil.
A Duck walks into a pharmacy.
He tells the pharmacist “I’d like to buy a box of Chapstick.”.
The pharmacist replies, “OK, how would you like to pay for this?”
The duck says “Put it on my bill.”.
So a duck walks into a pharmacy... and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any chapstick?" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies "Thanks, just put it on my bill!"
Size Matters
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms.
"Yes we do," he says. "Would you like to buy some?"
"No," she replies. "But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?"
I walked into the pharmacist's office and asked for condoms for my 12 year old son. The pharmacist asked "is your son sexually active?" I replied with "no he just lays there and cries."
Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy - "Id like 3 packs of condoms please".
The pharmacist - "Here you go sir, would you like a bag".
Man: "No thanks, the girl is good looking".
Why was the black man selling drugs? He was a pharmacist.
I bought a pack of condoms and the pharmacist asked if I'd like a bag for that. I said, "no I'm good, she's actually quite pretty"
I went to the pharmacy to get 50 condoms, behind me were two girls giggling... Then I looked at the pharmacist and told him "52".
A duck walks into a drug store
and asks for some chap stick.
The pharmacist asks if it will be cash or charge
The duck replies...
Just put it on my bill.
My pharmacist recently lost his arm. Now I call him my "phacist".
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist
What do you call a colonial pharmacist? A PILL-gram.
I walk into the pharmacist's office and ask for condoms for my 12 year old daughter. The pharmacist asks "is your daughter sexually active?" I reply with "no she just lays there and cries."
I asked my Pharmacist for advice on telling a rash joke.. he told me to make it topical.
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here
until someone does?"
I just failed my third drug test this month At this rate, I'll never become a pharmacist.
I would like vitamins for my son **a mother said. “Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked.** **“It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”**
Learning letters "I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”
When doctors go on strike .... "Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!"
I was shocked when the registered pharmacist was arrested for prostitution.
She also knew me very well since I have been a customer for years!
But I NEVER knew she was a pharmacist!
What's the difference between an alligator pharmacist and a crocodile doctor? One sees you later, the other one sees you around.
What did the angry pharmacist say as he handed over some strepsils? "For cough"
Pharmacist: "Are you sexually active?" My wife interrupting: "No, he just kind of lays there."
What's the difference between an alligator pharmacist and a crocodile doctor? One sees you later, the other one sees you in a while.