What do you call a room full of cynical plumbers? A skeptic tank.
What is the one thing that professional poker players & plumbers can agree on? A royal flush is better than a full house.
Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers? Because they're always looking for drains.
Niagara Falls
A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I’ll bet you don’t have anything like this in Texas.
The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it.
Did you hear about the girl who gave out handjobs to electricians, plumbers, mechanic, you name it? She was a right Jack off all trades.
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain,..... Can a hooker get laid off?
What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe? Clogs.
Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers? Because they only use half pipes.
What vegetable do plumbers hate? Leeks.
There must be a special discount store for plumbers... There pants are always 50% off
What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack? An asphalt
Today I finally admitted to my wife that I was seeing a therapist. She then admitted that she was also seeing a therapist, two plumbers, and a lawyer.
Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job!
What do girls and plumbers have in common when they sleep? They both have pipedreams.
Whats a plumbers favourite holiday Sink-o de mayo
Plumbers are a lot like hookers... They'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya.
A company has developed a piece of technology that is putting plumbers out of business A pair of boots that get sewage all over my carpet by themselves!
Florida recently passed a law that... Exotic dancers must cover at least 1/3 of their buttocks. Now, if that were also true for plumbers, we’d be golden.
What is Mario's favorite drug Plumbers crack
Why don't plumbers ride bikes? Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks
Hanging outside trying to catch some do-it-yourself tips from the Plumbers Only Convention. So far, no leaks.
What drug is the #1 killer of plumbers? Plumber's crack.
A nihilist and an absurdist both have jobs as plumbers While talking to each other one day, the nihilist says "i hate this job! Why do i still work here when it has meaning?", to which the absurdist replies, "you must imagine yourself happy."