Poor People Jokes

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa. Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waste.

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Funny Poor People Jokes
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My door to door fruit delivery business failed badly because of my poor people skills. I was driving people bananas.

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If the world is a sweatshirt, where do the poor people live? In the hood.

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Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto

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What do midgets and poor people have in common? They both have trouble putting food on the table.

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Communists must love Tsunamis. They take the homes of the wealthy and give poor people access to the beachfront.

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Q: What do capitalism and communism have in common A: Starving poor people

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Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects.

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If I ever get rich, I hope I am not real mean to poor people Like I am now

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What do poor people and pizza cooks have in common? They both need the dough.

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What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.

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Why are poor people confusing? Because they don't make any cents.

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I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa. Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

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Why are poor people so confused? Because they don’t have any cents.

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When I die... I want to go peacefully in my sleep. Just like my grandfather did. But not like all those poor people on the bus he was driving.

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Why do poor people have ADD? Because they cant pay attention

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Poor people break into your house to steal. Rich people break into your house to gloat.

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Why do the cops always think poor people get murdered? There's always signs of a struggle

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A Russian man makes a remarkable discovery "What poor people there are in America," a man tells his comrade, "Their cars don't have hoods, their phones don't have buttons, and their wine is old!"

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When ever you feel depression coming on. Don't give in to it. Keep your head up and think of all of the people living in poverty around the world and say to yourself, "ahahaha, stupid poor people"

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Rich people used to always have cars And poor people used to have horses now poor people have cars and rich people have horses. The stables have turned.

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What do poor people have, rich people want? And if you eat it you die. It's nothing

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What kind of sandwiches do poor people eat? Broke-monsieurs

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If the world was a jacket, where would poor people live? In da hood.

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I’m allowed to make fun of poor people… …because I’m poor.

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What is poor peoples favourite candy bar? Payday

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Why are poor people always confused? Because they don't make any cents.

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What do you call a cemetery for poor people? Peasants under grass.

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There was once a superhero called "The Crocodile" She was flying around the city, when a man yelled. "Is that a bird?" He said. "Is that a plane?" Asked a woman. "No- it's the poor people's heroine!"

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There are poor people with good looks.There are ugly people with money. Then there's you without both.

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