Porcupine Jokes

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless.

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Funny Porcupine Jokes
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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? An animal that knits its own sweaters.

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What tree does bacon grow on? Porcupine

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What do you call a porcupine riding a turtle? A slow poke.

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My porcupine committed suicide, He quilled himself.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine? A slow poke

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Courtesy of my five year old son... What do you get when a turtle and porcupine have a baby? A slow poke!

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What do you call a mix between a turtle and a porcupine? A slow poke

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Why did the porcupine stab the petshop owner He rubbed him the wrong way

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I took my kid to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine who had lost all its quills. I said, “That seems pointless.”

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a tapeworm? About ten feet of barbed wire.

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine? A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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What do you call the cross between a tortoise and a porcupine? Slowpoke

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? "Sir" from a distance.

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What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a balloon? *Pop*

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What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch? Spiny the welder.

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What’s the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine A porcupine doesn’t have leather seats

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree A porcupine

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree? a porcupine

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Some people use their hands to protect themselves from getting punched. I use the head of a porcupine and two crayons. It's an avant-guard

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What do you call a porcupine that wants to be a guardian of the galaxy Peter QUILL

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Why did the Porcupine cross the road? It has to get the point across.

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What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus? A porcupine.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a pineapple? To get to the otherside

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What’s a porcupine’s favorite game to play? Poker

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How is a crossing of a tree and a pig called? Porcupine

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What do you call a porcupine with no legs a pufferfish

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Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?









A slowpoke!

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