Tonight I'm going to have possum soup made from Himalayan possum... ... because I found Himalayan on the road.
What do you call a possum who can't pee Awesome
How many rednecks does it take to eat a ‘possum? Two. One to eat and one to watch for cars.
Why did the chicken cross the road? ...to show the possum and armadillo that it could be done.
Every time I see a possum on the road I run it over... Just to make sure it's not faking
A vulture walks up to the counter at the airport dragging a dead possum.
"Sir will you be checking any bags today?"
"Nope, just carrion."
How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the armadillo it could be done
(in the South East, "to prove to the possum it could be done")
How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat and one to watch for traffic.
"Grandpa's version" of why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.
What do you call a possum laying in the middle of the road?
Clearly, that's a Himalayan possum.
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After all, you did find Himalayan in the middle of the road...