Puberty Jokes

What do you call a 60-year old whose puberty just started? A late boomer

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What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face.

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What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a boy's face

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What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you hit puberty

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What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits til you hit puberty to come all over your face.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty.

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid’s face.

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What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until puberty before it comes on a boy's face!

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come on a boys face

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What's the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest? Acne waits till you hit puberty before coming on your face

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What do you call a tv show about female puberty? A Breasted Development

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until puberty to come on your face

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I was forcibly held underwater, made to consume human flesh, and drank human blood all before puberty. man Christianity has some weird traditions.

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What's the difference between a preacher and pimples? Pimples come on your face AFTER puberty!

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What did the polyhedron get when he hit puberty? Cubic hair

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty? He caught on fire.

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What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty.

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I feel really bad for kids in third world countries... They have to go through puberty and their mid-life crisis at the same time.

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We’re not going to learn about puberty. Period.

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I used to hate body hair But when I hit puberty it started to grow on me

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So, the other night I picked up a prostitute... ... And I began to pork her for several hours. I could tell she was really enjoying it, she made all sorts of weird noises.
I must have been going through puberty,
Because I made that hormone.

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common? They both lie about their emissions.

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What’s the difference between a pimple and a priest? A pimple waits until puberty to come on your face.

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I used to laugh at puberty Then it hit me...

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How do ducks know when they’ve reached puberty? Their voice quacks.

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From what I hear, puberty is the biggest trend nowadays All the kids are doing it.

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A friend of mine started taking baby Ed class where they use bags of flour to represent babies 3 days later he came to class with a cake claiming his baby went through puberty.

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I heard that BBC is making a prequel to Pride and Prejudice that follows the Bennet girls when they hit puberty It's a period drama.

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What does a male duck go through during puberty? Voice quacks!

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Acne is better than Priest because acne waits for puberty before coming on kid's face

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What's the difference between puberty and musical notes? Not too much. Tenors can't seem to hit either.

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Do you know the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest? Acne waits until after puberty to come on your face

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As an Asian, puberty doesn't hit us... our parents do.

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What do you call it when the ball drops? I was at a NYE party and my friend's 6-year old son asked his dad "What do you call it when the ball drops?". I replied "Puberty".

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What happens when a wiener encounters puberty? A 21 month federal prison sentence.

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