Pug Jokes

Funny Pug Jokes
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I bought a pug for my wife. Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fat, the pug seemed to like her.

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My wife really wanted a dog, so I bought her a pug. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her.

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I bought the wife a Pug dog yesterday. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat The dog seemed to like her

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My DNA results came back 39% German, 27% Irish, 19% Beagle and 15% Pug. Turns out my dog licked my sample.

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I bought my wife a pug recently Despite the flat nose, ugly wrinkles and bulging eyes, the pug likes my wife

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What do you do when you've finished giving the dog a bath? Pull the pug out.

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I bought the wife a pug dog yesterday and despite the bulging eyes, squashed face, and rolls of fat... The dog seems to like her.

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Got the wife a Pug Dog yesterday, despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat... the Dog seems to like her.

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Why does getting one small dog with a smushed up face lead to getting many more dogs? It's a gateway Pug

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Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it's descendant would be a pug That's how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug? A pugilist!

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What do you call a Pug that has just become the boxing world champ? A pugilist.

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