Did you know? Call of duty has been released in Iraq and Afgahnistan as "The Sims."
This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing.
My father and I were leaving our hotel in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.
I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad".
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My great grandma started giggling at a family BBQ and when I asked what’s funny she said... “Everyone here is alive because I got laid”.
Nobody throws a BBQ as good as me My record is 21 feet.
Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime... I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place.
I feel bad for the Kurds... They're stuck between Iraq and a hard place.
Where was Saddam Hussein found hiding? Between Iraq and a hard place.
People always ask me how l escaped Iraq and l always tell them the same thing... Iran
I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca... I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place.
An Afghan soldier called me earlier and told me he was in a refugee camp... ...but when he told it to me, he said he was caught between Iraq and a hard place.
You wanna hear a geography joke?
Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"
Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"
Bob : "Yemen I know"
Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."
Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("
What is it called when a basketball player from Boston attacks you in the ocean? A Shaq attack
What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ? South Korean BBQ has more Seoul
I’ve seen it written LBGTQ and I’ve seen it written LGBTQ. I guess it goes both ways.
What's the difference between IQ and Q? Intelligence
ISIS has been having a tough time lately. They're stuck between Iraq and Assad place
Pakistani Maths Problems are like really really complex
Abdul has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Rafiq and another to Hassan.
Calculate the radius of the explosion.
Did you know... If you add Barack Obama's IQ and Donald Trump's IQ together, the result is Barack Obama's IQ.
Why did Bush's exit plan fail? He was caught between Iraq and a hard place.
I like to think of flags as neighborhood BBQ advertisements. Confederate flag means you'll get some good food. Rainbow flag means my body won't be good enough for the pool, and ISIS flag means it'll be a blast.
I’m never going to a company BBQ again Told the car pool that I needed to stop for some ice on the way and they threw me out of the car.
Why do mountain climbers bbq at the peak rather than at the base? Because the steaks are high.
Respecting the American flag
I was talking with an Iraqi student living with my family today about the 4th of July.
Me: Yeah, so you're supposed to burn the flag once it becomes too beat up.
Her: Really? They do that in Iraq all the time.
What time did Saddam Hussain have his dinner Just after Tariq Aziz
Peole who serve in Iraq are 🅱️pic Do you think that people that served in Iraq have IRAQnaphobia