Quarterback Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback.

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What's the aim of a Jewish football match? Getting the quarterback.

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Funny Quarterback Jokes
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What's the objective of Jewish football? To get the quarterback!

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I was going to be a quarterback for Halloween at work... ...but my boss said we couldn't be anything offensive.

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Why did jews play football? To get the quarterback!

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Midget Quarterback Sorry\- that's a little offensive.

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Why does a football coach angrily kick the vending machine? He wants his quarterback.

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What does Tom Brady have to do if Giselle gets angry? Quarterback

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Why did the football coach ask for a refund? He wanted to get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach break into the vending machine? To get his quarterback.

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What do you call a white guy who is being chased by 11 black guys? A quarterback

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This guy told me he was a quarterback... "That's nothing," I replied. "I'm 90% belly."

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My girlfriend was faithful to the end Unfortunately, I was the quarterback

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Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback

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What do you call a Mexican quarterback? El Passo.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback.

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Why did the coach go to Aldi? To get his quarterback.

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How does a quarterback discipline his kids? Intentional Grounding

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What do you call a footballer with only 6 vertebrae? Quarterback.

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Why is going to a football game cheaper than going to a concert? With the concert, you get to see Nickelback but with the football game, you get to see your quarterback.

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How did the Catholic priest make one team lose the Superbowl? He told the quarterback to do 20 hail Marys.

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What did the Mexican quarterback get arrested for? Tres-passing

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Your momma's so dumb... She thought a quarterback was a refund

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What’s a jew’s favorite football position? Quarterback

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Sometimes, like a quarterback, you have to make tough calls. You want to make a play with the tight end but have to end up throwing to the wide receiver.

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If you suck for money, you go to jail. Unless you move to dallas, then you become an NFL quarterback.

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Why did the football coach return to the bank? To get his quarterback.

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The Atlanta quarterback should become a baseball pitcher... He's great at throwing.

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I wonder how often the defensive line in football makes fun of the other team's quarterback Or maybe that's just too offencive

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