What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback.
What's the aim of a Jewish football match? Getting the quarterback.
What's the objective of Jewish football? To get the quarterback!
I was going to be a quarterback for Halloween at work... ...but my boss said we couldn't be anything offensive.
Why did jews play football? To get the quarterback!
Midget Quarterback Sorry\- that's a little offensive.
Why does a football coach angrily kick the vending machine? He wants his quarterback.
What does Tom Brady have to do if Giselle gets angry? Quarterback
Why did the football coach ask for a refund? He wanted to get his quarterback.
Why did the football coach break into the vending machine? To get his quarterback.
What do you call a white guy who is being chased by 11 black guys? A quarterback
This guy told me he was a quarterback... "That's nothing," I replied. "I'm 90% belly."
My girlfriend was faithful to the end Unfortunately, I was the quarterback
Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback
What do you call a Mexican quarterback? El Passo.
Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
Why did the coach go to Aldi? To get his quarterback.
How does a quarterback discipline his kids? Intentional Grounding
What do you call a footballer with only 6 vertebrae? Quarterback.
Why is going to a football game cheaper than going to a concert? With the concert, you get to see Nickelback but with the football game, you get to see your quarterback.
How did the Catholic priest make one team lose the Superbowl? He told the quarterback to do 20 hail Marys.
What did the Mexican quarterback get arrested for? Tres-passing
Your momma's so dumb... She thought a quarterback was a refund
What’s a jew’s favorite football position? Quarterback
Sometimes, like a quarterback, you have to make tough calls. You want to make a play with the tight end but have to end up throwing to the wide receiver.
If you suck for money, you go to jail. Unless you move to dallas, then you become an NFL quarterback.
Why did the football coach return to the bank? To get his quarterback.
The Atlanta quarterback should become a baseball pitcher... He's great at throwing.
I wonder how often the defensive line in football makes fun of the other team's quarterback Or maybe that's just too offencive