R Kelly is really changing the rap game He takes the art out of rap artist
Is R Kelly a rapper or a raper? It depends how much pee is involved.
R Kelly taking the art out of rap artist.
Did you know R Kelly had a chance to be a professional Hockey player. Only problem was he never wanted to score after the first period.
What key does R Kelly like to write his music in? A Minor
Why should kids never have been allowed near R Kelly? Well he ain’t PG13 Kelly, is he?
What do you call a paedophile pirate? Aaarrrrrrr Kelly!!
R Kelly decided to become a singer after a great performance in a high school talent show, but he later learned to play guitar for a different reason. He enjoys fingering minors.
What's the difference between a Rap Artist and R Kelly? The space and "art"
What's R Kelly's favorite musical key? A Minor
What's R Kelly's favorite chord? A Minor.
I asked R Kelly if he thought I was pretty. He said "you're an eight"
I knew R Kelly was headed for trouble when we were kids. Playing football, he always tried to score before the first period.
What does R Kelly call people below him? Peons.
What did R Kelly say when the 14 year old girl asked him to rate her 1-10? Urinate
The Fly and R Kelly
A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks "Mr Kelly could you please sing me a song?"
R Kelly pauses in thought then replies "I believe I can, fly".
What do R Kelly and a Catholic priest have in common? One is black.
What's R Kelly's favorite word? Peon.
What's R Kelly's favorite food? Chick Peas
so I hear r Kelly's music has been removed from Spotify for hate content when asked what he thought of this he said. ''if I could turn back the hands of time,....
Did you know R Kelly trained to be a violinist from the age of 6? Even back then, he was an excellent kiddie fiddler
You've heard about the R Kelly scandal right? He really takes the art out of rap artist
Who does R Kelly blame his current legal troubles on?
His body...
His mind was telling him no, but his body, his body was telling him yeeeehhhss.
After R Kelly gets out of prison, he decides to go apply for a job at McDonald’s because it’s his favorite. The interviewer asked what separates him apart from others who applied? He said, I believe I can fryyyyyy
I asked R Kelly what was required to be in his cult He replied "you're in"
What did the FBI agent say to R Kelly upon his arrest? Urine trouble now!
Who’s R Kelly’s favorite lawmaker? Nancy PEElosi
Golfer Kelly Kraft did something exceptional today He managed to get a birdie and yet still missed the cut
What’s R Kelly’s favorite game? Hide and Leak
R Kelly has always been an important player for the rap game He's the man behind the bars.
I wonder if i could ever be half the man r kelly was... my mind's telling no.