Hilarious Rainy Day Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because all the kids have to play in side.

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The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
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The kids have to play inside.

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It was a rainy day, she had just left him and was walking back home... "Nobody will find him there"
She thought as she walked.

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Why can't you tan on a rainy day? Cos it's a sin

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I gave my girlfriend a laminated nude photo of myself. I told her to save it for a rainy day.

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What do you call two rainy days in a row in Seattle? A weekend

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What do books wear on a rainy day? Rain Quotes

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What do melancholic zombies wish for? A brainy day.

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What’s wet and likes to shake? An earthquake on a rainy day.

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Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day... ... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?

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Love is like a cup of hot coffee on a rainy day... It gets cold really fast.

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There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. Monday

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I bought myself a new umbrella Saving it for a rainy day..

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I heard that after Hurricane Irma, FEMA will run out of money. This is surprising since I thought they would have a rainy day fund.

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I still have some faith in humanity and I owe it to the kind people who put free unbrellas at public places on rainy days. Just when you need them the most.

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