Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside.
Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because all the kids have to play in side.
The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper
Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
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The kids have to play inside.
It was a rainy day, she had just left him and was walking back home...
"Nobody will find him there"
She thought as she walked.
Why can't you tan on a rainy day? Cos it's a sin
I gave my girlfriend a laminated nude photo of myself. I told her to save it for a rainy day.
What do you call two rainy days in a row in Seattle? A weekend
What do books wear on a rainy day? Rain Quotes
What do melancholic zombies wish for? A brainy day.
What’s wet and likes to shake? An earthquake on a rainy day.
Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day... ... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?
Love is like a cup of hot coffee on a rainy day... It gets cold really fast.
There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. Monday
I bought myself a new umbrella Saving it for a rainy day..
I heard that after Hurricane Irma, FEMA will run out of money. This is surprising since I thought they would have a rainy day fund.
I still have some faith in humanity and I owe it to the kind people who put free unbrellas at public places on rainy days. Just when you need them the most.