Ravens Jokes

What's the difference between a crow and a raven? All birds have tail feathers that help them fly called pinions. Crows have 3 pinions and ravens have 4. The difference is just a matter of a pinion.

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What is the difference between a raven and a crow?? Well, ravens and crows both have large feathers on their wings called 'pinions'. Ravens have 4 pinions on each wing while crows only have 3.

So if you think about it, it's just a matter of a pinion

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Funny Ravens Jokes
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Chipotle is releasing a new "Ravens" burrito. It comes with everything but rice.

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Many ravens are called a congress... Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder.

Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?

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What do you call ravens trying to marry crows. Conspiracy to commit murder.

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The Ravens could have beat the Bengals . . . in an elevator.

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I witnessed a great treachery yesterday. It must have been at least 20 ravens.

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Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)

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what's the difference between crows and ravens? some say it's a matter of a pinion.

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A group of ravens organized the crows' monthly meeting. I guess you could say there was a conspiracy to commit a murder.

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A group of ravens were receiving their PhDs at their college's commencement when the police showed up. They were all arrested for third-degree murder.

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Scientists have confirmed a new strain of bird flu going around It's transmitted from crows and ravens to people. They've named it Corvid-19

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I'm surprised crows and ravens aren't looked at with more fear these days. They are Corvids after all.

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Talk about bad timing, we were just about to go on tour with our highly trained, carefully selected ensemble of singing Ravens. I think the 'Corvid 19' will have to wait a bit.

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