What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms? A Goodyear
It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones. Well, they’re going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
Earth day doesn't affect /r/Jokes Because everything is already 100% recycled.
What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used? Your mom.
Why was the man who crushed recycled pop cans for a living sad with his life? Because his job was soda pressing.
Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.
What did the Vampire say to the Teacher?
See you next period.
(Heard this 20 years ago, hope it's not overly recycled)
This sub is extremely environmentally friendly It only uses recycled jokes
What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit? r/Jokes. Everything there is recycled, including this post.
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear the sound of a fly being undone.
(Recycled the joke from Mordecai Richler's "Barney's Version". It's a very good read with lots of content to laugh at if you have the time)
Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit? r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
/r/Jokes won the International Green Awards! 97% recycled content.
I like my plastic containers like I like my jokes on this page Recycled.
What is the most environmentally friendly game company? The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.
Why is this joke bad for the environment? Because it wasn't recycled.
Why do eco-activists make horrible stand up comedians? They consistently refuse to use anything but recycled material.
At least we know /r/Jokes cares about the environment. Since it's made almost completely out of recycled material.
I really have to give credit to this sub for being so environmentally conscious So many of the jokes here are recycled
The time to fight against climate change is upon us, and this sub is setting fantastic examples. Everything here is recycled anyway...
What’s the difference between a joke on here and styrofoam? Styrofoam can’t be recycled
Every week, I'm happy to say that a recycling truck takes my garbage. But I prefer /r/jokes where trash gets recycled almost every single day.
Why are almost every joke on this sub eco-friendly? Including this one, they are all recycled.
My school are such hypocrites. They promote recycled paper themselves... but when I do it? When I recycle papers, suddenly it's "plagiarism".
What do you call a once broken bike that has since been fixed? Recycled
What's the greenest place on the internet? R/jokes, where everything is reused and recycled.
(OC) I hope
What do you call a banned Russian streaming video service?
Nyet-flix
It may be cheesy but I feel like an original joke no matter how bad is still better than all the recycled ones.
Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award? Everything gets recycled.
What's the most eco friendly subreddit? /r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.
What do you call 365 condoms recycled into a tire?
A good year.
*sound of crickets*
Where do all the recycled websites go? Dot Compost
PETA, in an attempt to improve its terrible public image, is launching a new, green plastic product line. Everything is made from 100% recycled pet.
The nature of jokes is that they are recycled just like your mom
I found a place where 98% of the material is recycled. Congress.
r/jokes is the greenest place in the world. 99% of content is recycled.
What do you call a recycled shitpost? Compost
Finally I have an original joke that isnt recycled or stolen from here or anywhere... Not! Jokes on you, fool!
I went to a garage sale once and I found a couple of plates made from recycled hub caps. So I took them home. I'll use them this up coming Christmas for my Eggs Benedict. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
If I had a dollar for every joke I've recycled I would have a lot since this is a popular style of joke