Hilarious Renaissance Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Hundreds of years ago vulgarity was commonplace, people were often drunk before noon, and public urination was not unusual. At least that's what I tried telling the security guard at the renaissance faire.

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I volunteer part time as a jouster at the renaissance fair. I’m a free lancer.

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

-Stephen Wright

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At a renaissance fair, a Royal Entertainer held a door open for me. It was a nice jester.

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I started studying art history. I'm really learning a lot. This painter named 'Renaissance' is just amazing.

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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I just got arrested while on stage at a renaissance fair. Apparently my agent was confused and they actually booked me to perform a lute act on stage.

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My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood

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What do you call a 15th century Renaissance painter who is also a crab? Leonardo da Pinci

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What did the terminator say when he accidentally got sent back in time to the renaissance? I'll be Bach.

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I didn't believe she went to the renaissance fair Then I saw her mace

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Breakfast I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time.
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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The restaurant's menu said "Breakfast Any Time" So I ordered steak n' eggs from the Renaissance Period.

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Who was the most secretive renaissance artist? Donotello

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Did you hear about the riot at the Renaissance fair? There was luting in the streets

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Not to brag, but I’m a Renaissance man. That is, I’m completely confused and frightened by what’s going on in 2020.

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I got fired as the driver of a school bus yesterday I was meant to bring them to a renaissance fair and accidentally dropped them off at a furry gathering

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What do you call a Renaissance snack? A DaVincheese curl

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What do tampons and renaissance art have in common? You get upset when your dog tears up either of them because they are period pieces.

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What do you call a priest who is also a Renaissance man? A jack of all trades, master of nuns.

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Why couldn't the Medici family diversify their wealth? Because in Renaissance times, stocks were bonds.

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Where did the camels park when they went to the Renaissance Festival? The camel lot.

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