It makes my heart race when my GF puts her head in my lap during long road trips So now I only let her do it when it’s my turn to drive
A husband and wife went on a road trip. They were driving by some plains when they sighted some wild pigs. The wife jokingly asked her husband," Are those relatives of yours?" Too which the husband replies," Yup! Those are my in-laws!"
I mean, NHL teams have father-son road trips all the time I don't think they're as common in the NBA though...
Have you ever taken a road trip to the Seagate factory? It's a hard drive.
Why are amputees so good at road trips? They’re always on the last leg.
I love long road trips with music.. ..Until the acid wear off and i realize i'm in an ambulance with the siren on.
What state did the programmer start her road trip in? Maine
I refuse to take my dog on road trips any more He can be such a bark seat driver
Unidan and I are planning a summer road trip. I don't think I'm going to enjoy it. Every place I suggest we stop at I'm outvoted 5 to 1.
I recently drove through the town of Covert, New York on a road trip. I didn't notice.
In which month should you not trust a Jew?
July!
-bored on a 28 hour road trip. It was the best we could do.
I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip. You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves
Why are psychics useful on road trips? They always read the signs.
Did you hear about the time Nirvana went on a road trip? All I know about it is that Kurt called shotgun.
I was on a road trip, and I saw roadkill on the side of the road. I got super freaked out when it screamed for help.
My friends were concerned that my old car may break down during our road trip throughout Canada. I told them not to worry. I have Triple Eh.
There's nothing I like more than sleeping through a road trip But they're always saying keep your eyes on the road
Where do bees stop to use the bathroom on road trips? The BP station.
What did the boulder say to the other boulder?
I rock. You Rock. We Rock.
Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
I took shrooms while driving... Now I am on a road trip.
My trip to the zoo
I just went to this zoo while on a road trip and it was the worst. It only had 1 animal, a normal house dog.
It was a shitzu
I once got diarrhea on a road trip but I went on, undeterred.
Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation.
A group of cattle are taking a road trip; who drives? The steer.
What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip? Recalculating route.
Anyone wanna road trip to Tennessee? I hear Gatlinburg is pretty lit
What did the Lettuce Father say to his Lettuce Family when they started on their road trip? "Lettuce travel!"
Why can't silverware go on good road trips? Because every time they set out, they eventually come to a fork in the road.
David Bowie and Freddie Mercury were on a road trip
When one of their tyres blew out.
Turns out it was under pressured.
Give me your best PG/dad jokes. I'm going on a short road trip with a friend and I always tell him jokes as we drive and I need a few of your best.
What do you call it when a car slips and falls? A road trip
Did you hear about the street that fell? People saw the road trip