Husband and wife are arguing...
The husband thinks it's raining
His wife says, "No honey, that's snow"
So they ask Rudolph, their soviet friend what he thinks.
He says, "That is rain, comrade."
The husband says, "See! Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
One afternoon, A Viking called Rudolph was looking out his window when he suddenly said , “ It’s going to rain in seven minutes.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” His response:” Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
What do Rudolph and your mom have in common? They'll both let fat men with eight bucks ride behind them.
One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window and said to his wife: "Tomorrow it's going to rain."
His wife asked: "How do you know?"
Rudolph answered: "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
What was Rudolph's nickname?
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names.
Credit to my dad.
Just in time for Christmas. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939.
Who was Rudolph's often snubbed, always forgotten brother? Olof the other reindeer...
There are lots of famous Mayas, like Maya Rudolph, etc. My favorites are Maya Hee, Maya Hoo, and Maya Haha
Person X "will go down in history", I immediately think of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.......
And Jenny from school who would also go down in history..... class.
Or so rumor had it.
Well Glen said she did, but Glen was so full of it, even his eyes were brown.
One night, a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window..
...when he to his wife "It's going to rain"
His wife asked "How do you know?".
To which he replied, "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear".
What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you.
One night a Viking
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "Its going to rain"
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear"
Rudolph the Red
Rudolph the Red and his wife are talking.
Rudolph the Red: It’s going to rain.
Wife: How do you know?
Rudolph the Red: Rudolph the red-nose reindeer
Why did Rudolph's girlfriend break up with him? He didn't have a Stable job.
Why was Rudolph asked to leave the party? He was too lit.
Action Deer
Who's the baddest action hero on the North Pole?
Rudolph Lundgren
Weather
My wife asked me for the weather to come in 30 minutes.
I asked Officer Rudolph, wearing his medal on a red ribbon.
"Definitely raining." He said.
See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
A Russian named Rudolph looked out of the window one morning.
"It's raining." He announced
His wife looked out also and then said, "No, it's sleeting."
"It's raining," insisted the husband. "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
Eying the distant storm, Santa said to Rudolph: "It's going to rain, dear!"
I’m not saying Rudolph is evil... But he is definitely a dolph
What do you call Rudolph before he joined the rest of Santa’s reindeer? Rebel without a Claus
One night
A Viking Rudolph the red was looking the window and says: it’s going to rain.
His wife asked: how do you know?
He says: because Rudolph the red knows, dear.