How many american rugby fans does it take to change a lightbulb Both of them
Your favourite sport says a lot about your life. For example: rugby has a breakdown every ten seconds, and so do I.
A Scottish man walks into a bar.. .. There's usually an Irishman & Englishman in this joke but they're still at the Rugby World Cup.
Britons vs. Americans
Americans:
It's Mom not Mum
It's Chips not Crisps
It's Fries not Chips
It's Color not Colour
It's Soccer not Football
It's Football not Rugby
Britons:
It's School not Shooting Range.
What happens when you win a raffle twice that gave you five for the price of three on rugby tickets? You won two, three for five six nations tickets
Why are Jedi so bad at rugby? Because there is no try.
I often act out the names of places that I visit.
For example, when I went to Poole, I went swimming. When I went to Rugby, I played rugby. When I went to Bath, I took a bath.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I need bailing out of Blackburn police station.
My girlfriend is the best hooker in the country All her fellow rugby players agree.
An Englishman walks into a bar. There's normally a Scotsman, Welshman and an Irishman too. But they're still at the Rugby World Cup.
An Englishman walks into a bar There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!
How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league.
Nobody cares when I say I don't like the New Zealand Rugby Team But they all lose their mind when I say that I hate All Blacks
What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team? A teabag stays in the cup longer...
Just found a carrier bag with an England rugby shirt in the rubbish bin, can't believe someone would throw that away! Worth 5p that!
They've invented a new version of rugby where only people who wear glasses can play it. It's a non-contact sport.
With Japan beating Scotland in the rugby World Cup they just need to beat England They already have a good record against whales
What do you call Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and the rest of The Rebellion at the beginning of a rugby match? Rebel Scrum
Just heard 80's singer Enya has bought hew own Rugby Union team.
Their next 3 fixtures are now:
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Considering the names of other similar sports... somebody really dropped the ball when naming rugby.
Once you’ve seen one rugby joke... You’ve seen a maul.
Australian Rugby That’s it. That’s the joke.
I cooked and ate a rugby team Tasted scrummy!
This Halloween I'm being the Australia rugby team I'm not dressing up I'm just going out early
Australia beat England in their matchup in the Rugby World Cup. I guess you could say the prisoners beat the guards.
[rugby] Looks like Australia was in trouble there for a while... But in the end they got off Scot-free.
Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby? Because "There is no Try."
What's the difference between a football player and a rugby player? A football player spends 90 minutes trying to get the referee to think he's hurt while a rugby player spends 80 minutes trying to get the referee to think he's not.
People think I have ADHD and I really don't.. To prove it I'll give you 10 reasons why Football is better than rugby
"Dad, I'm going to play rugby with my friends ... you know where the ball inflator is?" Dad: "Go to look for it ... it must be cooking."