Hilarious Sandy Hook Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

So I told my dad a joke about Sandy Hook the other day. He didn't think it was funny I guess it's aimed at a younger audience.

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What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor.

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What do you call a punch that knocks out 6 teachers and 20 first graders? A sandy hook

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What do you call a little kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What do you call a punch that can kill 20 kids and 6 adults? A Sandy Hook.

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What do you call a prostitute who's upset about gun control? A sandy hooker

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate? Sandy Hook.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

I'm sorry....

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In American boxing, what do you call a punch that can kill 20 kids and 6 adults? A Sandy Hook.

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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What do you call third grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most? A sandy hook.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What do you call someone who has had no friends for 5 years? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook... They wanted books but instead they got magazines

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The kids at Sandy Hook wanted books But instead, they got magazines

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I don't really understand Sandy Hook jokes... I guess they're aimed at a younger audience.

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Captain hook can't kill 20 kindergarteners. But Sandy Hook can.

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One Punch Man was bullied as a child. One day at school all the bullies tried to beat him up together, but OPM had finally had enough. He released his most devastating attack.

The Sandy Hook.

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What do you call an elementary student with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What kind of punch is strong enough to kill 20 kids and 6 adults at once? A Sandy Hook

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What do you call a fifth grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What kind of punch can take out 20 kids and 6 adults? A sandy hook

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What do you call a prostitute from Newtown, CT? A Sandy Hooker

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